Have any of you been invited to the Royal wedding? I am curious if the King (King of Warren Spas (KOWS)) will attend.

I heard the KOWS was staying in Warren. He heard a rumor that VIP Spa was going to reopen on Friday the day of the big wedding. The staff is going to be Nana and Laura formerly of Sun Spa,Lisa formerly from Four Seasons Spa and current VIP favorite Tina. The mamasan is going to be Moon one of Warrens favorites. He has to help her plant her garden.

The KOWS is of royal BJ, or oral sex in general">French descent and is a close friend of Prince Harry. He is however staying in Warren to make way for another important arrival of queenliness among the AMPS even though he did receive his invitation to the royal wedding. He was to help plan the royal bachelor party which was nipped in the bud by the Queen and Catherine Middleton after a drunken confession by Prince Harry. He is also not an Elvis fan. He prefers Belgian's singer Plastic Bertrand's "Ca Plane Pour Moi" over Elvis' "Hound Dog" any day. He also likes to get his hands dirty.

He is probably checking his extensive database of hot Warren massage experts for you. If not he is probably at Fuji right now checking her out.

The King and his court of princesses. Beautiful princesses line up at his feet awaiting his greenbacks to adorn them.

Friday is the big day. I just hope the King changed his mind and traveled to England to watch the ceremonies. He deserves just recognition.

the King must be made ready to attend his Royal duties. his royal jewels must be cleaned, his royal crown must be polished.

I'd prefer letting the Queen or one of her princesses handle those issues with the King. As I am a just a simple peasant compared to His Majesty, I do not want to get involved in his affairs.

Ok, but if Pip stays a spinster much longer I will volunteer to head to the Isles and marry her. Hot for a white girl...

I wonder if his Royal Highness has ever tried Mya at Fuji Spa. Being from out of state like Deevcj, I depend on his lofty wisdom.