Gooooooood Moooorning Viet Phoenix!!!!!!! 😳

Happy Tuesday my sweet little gerbils. It's gonna be a fantastico day. Because I say it is. Nd if I learned anything in life it's these 2 things......  Fake it til ya make it, and never under any circumstances, ever ever, I mean ever, have beanie weenies for breakfast. 😩😂😂 just don't.  I heard that from a friend. 😳😳

Any hoozle, Got lots to share with yall. One of my plants finally kicked the bucket. She's toast. Poor Gladys. I tried mam... I really tried. Some of my regulars know her really well. She was a tall girl. She loved to watch our sessions.  She was a bit of a perv like that... 😜 She really tied the room together ya know. However it was just her time I guess... she's off to greener pastures..probably having that affair with her dream cactus boy. Finally no judgement. She's free. 

Gonna miss her. In the meantime I'm offering some free counciling with every massage purchase, if you are having a hard time.. I know how much yall loved Gladys. I saved some leaves from her so if anyone would like to take a piece of her home that can be arranged to for a small fee. 😳😂😂

I know I'm just joking but yall there most definitely is people that treat there plants like pets and you know someone out there is having a plant funeral somewhere. Can you imagine? An open box with a plant laying down,blanket on top, people around it crying.... instead of dirt they throw seeds. Just crazy man.... some people have too much time on their hands. 

...funeral services for Gladys will be held on April 7th at 2pm. We ask that in lew of flowers you give to the botanical garden fund....

😂 I'm working this week!!! FLAT RATES! WEST SIDE. SHOWER, FREE root BEER.  😇🥰💕😘

Tyler Green Thumbs. 480-708-2726