Gluten Morgen. That means good morning in German... Had some sourcraut with my coffee and it got me thinkin, how do Germans greet the day. So there ya go.

Morgans glutes. That's exactly how I see it. I'm sorry that my brain is wired that way but come on...😳 I can't be the only one... who is a prevert. I know how to spell the word. But I feel like I'm a pre. And not a per. 😎 I'm getting there. I'm not fully one yet... I'm getting there though. 😂 That make sense? 

listen, stop asking me how I view myself.... I feel like I'm in therapy right now.... not that I ever had therapy...😳 just what I see on t.v. 

This is supposed to be an ad. An ad where I showcase my talent and skills and wrangle up a few clients with my art of word seduction. 😵‍💫 How am I doin?  NeverMind don't answer that. This is all just a warm up anyway. This ad doesn't count. Half of yall are still in bed dreaming of bears and strippers. 🤪😜💃

Well, when you are up and Adam, I'm working today!!!  Even if you are not Adam you can still come see me. 😘 

I even got Mike and Ike's to share with you if you want. Gotta hurry though cuz I'm demolishing this box.

FLAT RATES, WEST SIDE FOR LIFE, SHOWER, WARM TABLE but even warmer HANDS. My hands are pretty great. They should be insured. Like kim k's butt. I would show pics of my hands on here but they are so dang seductive  that it would be deemed too graphic for the site. I have to wear gloves at times because I get so many stares..... I mean they just drip sexy. 😳😂😂🙌🏻

They are pretty sweet. Come find out for yourself. ❤️❤️❤️💃

Tyler two hands woMan. Like as in "whoa  man, those hands" 

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Please no reviews... I have a no kiss and tell policy. 💕👍🤐