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IT’S RAINING IT’S POURING, THE OLD MAN IS SNORING!
Enjoy some rain jokes! Feel free to use them around the office or with the circle K clerk. 😀🤷♀️💃 Just some of my favs.
Why is sex like a thunderstorm? "You never know how many inches you'll get and how long it'll last."
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud
Anyone wanna guess the color of my thunderwear? That’s the only joke I got for the rain. ☔️ (Grey and cloudy) 😉 get it.
Sorry, I’m just happy it’s all wet and yucky outside. It’s a nice change!!! Dont have to worry about sweat coming out of all my crevices while I try to leave my house! ☺️🙌🏻
Come on, that’s a win!!! And this weather makes my hair way thicker than it really is. I’m pulling off this Diana Ross look! 🎼 Dirty Diana… 🎵 that was a great song. Still is.
Speaking of Michael Jackson, Who is thrilled I am working?? You can’t beat it. Ask Billy Gene how good I am. The only thing stopping you from seeing me is the man in the mirror! It’s human nature to be curious about my sessions. My FLAT RATES are black and white!
Listen, you are not alone in wanting to see me…. So better be starting something and call me. Text are fine too!! 😛😂❤️
I’m gonna moon walk outa here. 🥰🥰 yall have a fantastic day!! Even if it’s not with me! 😘😘
WEST SIDE For now. Shower if you need one!! 💃💃😬
hwee is some bacon for you. 🥓
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