Miss Tyler Texas.

Roses are red and violets are blue… I got a hankering to rub you! 🫪😂

Yeah, rhyming isn’t my strong point. But it’s the thought that counts. So if I were you, I would bounce… at. This opportunity to see me!  🤷‍♀️💃 What else rhymes with counts?  Mounts? 
 

Enough of this cat in the hat nonsense. 
 

Happy soggy Sunday!!!! 😜😜😜  I don’t know why but I love working when it rains!  🙃🌧️☔️

 Come on, you gotta admit, it’s magical outside. Minus the fact that some can’t drive in it…I’m not gonna name names… but you know who you are…. 😬 ( me.. I can’t drive) 

Hey, I’m getting better. It’s a work in progress.

not very often that it rains like this out here. I’m seriously waiting for someone to invent the Mary Poppins umbrella. Yall remember that?  She just opens it up and flies around town.. above the cars. Yeah, that’s something I would get. For sure. Come on Elon… you’re slackin dude.  We got the hover board and flyin car but umbrella?  😩😤 Im waiting….

In case you dont Know, I’m workin today!!!! 
I ain’t Missin a chance like this. All romantical outside. Feel like I’m in Twilight. 🥺🥺 I’ll be your Bella. You can be my Eddie.  I’ll settle for A Jacob too. I’m not picky. 😂☺️

In case you need remindin.. FLAT RATES!!! 
CENTRALLY LOCATED.. ( finally)  

and the best part… I GOT  FREE  WATER!  

💦 No charge. 😉🎃

Who would pass up an opportunity like this?  Not you!!!! 
 

So come on down to Tyler’s Saloon. For a tootin tootin good time. 😳 

I’m gonna stop now…. You get the jest. 😘

See you soon ya sweet balloons 🎈 

😂 I’m sorry,,.. I told ya I can’t rhyme, 

stay dry and Stay high… on Tyler. not drugs, 

Though I am a lot like drugs. I’m habit forming and you can get withdrawals. I should come with a warning label perhaps. 🤔 ❤️❤️