Anybody know of any good Massage or Escorts in Marysville Wa?

You have to be kidding.

Hey, newbie...Ya think we just fell off of the turnip truck? Until you have a somewhat reliable history on here, over a somewhat lengthy period of time, with several somewhat reliable (and verifiable) reviews, you are considerred to probably be LE.
Otherwise, look on "back page.com" under body rubs...or massage. You'll have to do what we've all done...trial and error, and read the reviews.

Thanks for the schooling, I am new here, I'll follow your advise. I have been looking on back page. Being new it's hard to understand some of the abbreviations and the reviews don't tell you much. The ads from my experience on other venues can be misleading, so I thought I'd try asking, but I can understand your lack of trust.

As for the abbreviations, Google is your friend.

"Urban Dictionary" can also help you with the abbreviated terms. I have been a member on here for three years, plus another one and had let my membership exrire before re-newing. I believe that there is an old posting in the "Forum" section on here that gives many definitions. I cannot recall the title, or how recently I looked at it. Sometimes I go back into the old postings and see what all of the others have put in over the years.

A AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. A retail establishment staffed by Asians.
analingus = licking anus
AO = Asian Only.
AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
attempts = trying to orgasm.
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period.
B B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian.
balloons = breast implants.
BB = bareback = without condom.
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay.
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth).
Bareback Blow Job To Completion, oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without a condom. (May spit or swallow)">BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth.
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow.
facial">BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial.
BBFS = bare back sex.
BBK = big beautiful knockers.
BBW = big beautiful woman.
BCD = behind closed doors.
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
BBBJTCWS">birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, 'but her' face
BTW = by the way
C ROB who takes the money and runs">cash and dash = ROB who takes your money then runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
SF Strip Club">CH = Crazy Horse, San Francisco Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
D DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
DS = doggy style
DSL = dick sucking lips
Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, see 22500 Mission Blvd, Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
PS only)">DDE = doesn't do HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep BJ, or oral sex in general">french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
E ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
escort = a temporary companion for hire
F facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage, typically includes HJ
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus, usually BJ
FIA = finger in ass
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIR = finger in rear
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Korper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
BJ, or oral sex in general">French = BJ
BJ, or oral sex in general">French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
FDAU = face down ass up
G Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience, doesn't mean anything these days. RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE, = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ and sometimes no/light kissing vs DFK.
GFE++ = RBGFE with HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras (like CIM, swallow, greek)
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
H happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HE = happy ending
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
hooker = prostitute
I IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
K KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ
kitty = vagina (Bald=clean shaven; Partly Shaved=landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; Natural)
L Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LMP = latina massage parlor
LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
LPIN = legal prostitute in Nevada
M mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
SF Strip Club">MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
monty = streetwalker stroll: Monterey/1st St San Jose CA
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
SF Strip Club">MSC = Market Street Cinema, San Francisco Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
N SF Strip Club">NCT = New Century Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club
non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
O OP = original poster, original post
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
P P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
PYT = pretty young thing
R RA = relaxation assistant, masseuse in a massage parlor
raincoat = condom
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
S SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
semi-pro = someone who escorts informally as a side business.
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
BBBJ">southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
starfish = anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
T TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TIA = thanks in advance
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana, Mexico
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
TLC = tender loving care
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Trip to islands = greek = anal sex
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
U UTF = Untranslated BJ, or oral sex in general">French = BBBJ
UTR = under the radar, does not advertise
W WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
X XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
Y YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
misc 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)

incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)


That one is my favorite! Hahaha!

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