What happens to the customer if you're in the MP and it's raided?

In 'Houston Erotic Massage Parlors & Masseuses'

by roddy

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roddy
12/11/2009 03:05 pm

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i've never been, but i have been researching them and i'm really wanting to try one out. i'm just afraid of getting caught at the wrong place at the wrong time.

what's the worst that can happen if you're there when cops show up and what do you say if you're 'caught with your pants down?'
tomasia
12/11/2009 05:38 pm

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I've never been there when raided, but the girls lock the door to the room, and they know (I guess they have a signal), if LE shows up. I guess I feel I can get pants on, and when they come in, I am just there for massage. May be simple minded, but that is my thought. And I highly encourage you to go try one, they are fabulous, lots of fun!
best
12/11/2009 09:22 pm

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No law against going to a massage parlor for a massage. No law against being naked in a massage parlor. If there is time to put your pants on, do it. Otherwise, sit up, put a towel over your waist, and smile. Say as little as possible to the LE, but answer the questions. "Yes, sir, I am here for a massage; yes, it has not been finished; no, I have not broken any laws." Do NOT admit to anything, and then smile some more. Your only problem will be if the MP is part of a sting operation ... very, very rare. If you are new to the MP, you will most likely be asked whether you are LE. You can also ask the massage therapist whether she is LE. If she is, the conversation will be recorded, and she must say yes. She will say no, and you will start the massage.
roddy
12/13/2009 09:53 am

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thanks for the advice. i've been looking into the miami spa and the monaet spa as they are fairly close to my area. do either of you have any experience with those two.
chainsaw3
12/13/2009 10:11 am

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I have been to Monet. It is the only one I have ever been to so I can't compare. If you do go to Monet though don't ask for a massage. They will say they don't do massages and your standing there like "what do I say then". I think it has to do with them still trying to figure out if you are LE and massage parlors/ girls needing licensing. Ask for an hour "session" or something like. If your going to play the "I've been here before" card, which you should, asking for a massage could hurt you. Also have the $50 ready like you knew what it was because you have been there.
tomasia
12/13/2009 10:12 am

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Are you looking for F/S ($150), or Rub and Tug ($80-100)? I like Paradise for F/S, Skill for R&T...
tdub99
01/22/2010 05:47 pm

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Paradise is nice and it's flat rate when you go in and $$ is never discussed, door fee is all inclusive
NSABCB
01/29/2010 11:26 am

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Well, what if the place advertises itself as a "Tea House"? A couple places along 1960 have signs that say "Tea Specialists". Wouldn't being caught getting a massage by a "Tea Specialist" be cause for concern?
atheist4sex
10/08/2010 05:07 pm

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Not sure about "protocol" here as far as resurecting an old thread verses putting in a new one. At any rate, I was going to ask the same question as the OP. I was at Paradise Spa the other night, and they got neon lights 'n shit. So, as I was there, I was wondering, what if LE does show up? WTF? But, I had figured pretty much what Best1 said, deny everything but simple massage.

I guess I also don't understand how LE works on this stuff. Lots of places get busted, I think. But, other places seem to operate okay.

Of course it is stupid that LE even waste their time on this, very annoying. But, since there are laws, well, how do some places keep going?

And, I've heard the trick of a provider asking if you are LE, but only one ever has. I was at Paradise and she just took off her clothes and started blowing. How does she not get busted?
oldrick
10/09/2010 08:57 am

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If they have a T/S they will probably search your wallet, check out your car, etc. while you're in there. They are pretty savvy. If they feel at all uncomfortable they have messages they send each other (low whistle, a couple of words) and they will not do anything illegal. They do on occasion get busted, but usually it's girls who for whatever reason take stupid chances. If they get busted half the time or more they are working illegally anyway, so they go back to China, Korea, whatever, maybe even NY or LA, get new ID.
atheist4sex
10/10/2010 02:07 pm

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Off topic, but, I had considered the possibility that they might go thru your clothes while in the TS, so, that's why I don't bring with me extra money, CC, etc. (I assume your mention of T/S was a TS.) But, I figure I should have my ID since I figure you could possibly get in more trouble without it. In other words, I have the expected cash but no extra, ID, keys and nothing else. But, didn't occur to me that they could snatch the keys and get in your car. I don't know of anybody getting robbed by an AMP, but, maybe should consider it as possible.

I went during the day once. I parked a block away. Just in case some "crusader" came by and took pictures or something. Might also be a good idea for protecting the vehicle.
thebigdolphin1
10/17/2010 01:32 am

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It is a good idea to park a litle ways away from the place of business. I have come out of parlors before to find papers on my windshield telling me what a sinner I am.....it would be just as easy for LE to check out your registration or for AMPemployees to got hrough your car although I have never heard of this happening.
thebigdolphin1
10/17/2010 01:32 am

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It is a good idea to park a litle ways away from the place of business. I have come out of parlors before to find papers on my windshield telling me what a sinner I am.....it would be just as easy for LE to check out your registration or for AMPemployees to got hrough your car although I have never heard of this happening.
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