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by george1970

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george1970
07/02/2011 09:49 am

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I had a pretty good experience at a nudie bar recently near where I live, the one that's located in the non-southern capital of Peru? I gather Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard used to enjoy having their morning meal there. A dancer and I, while enjoying a private session, came to a meeting of the minds such that we could eliminate the middle man, as it were, and enjoy some intermurals. You know, and that worked, is what I'm saying.

Well, so I was thinking...the same sort of thing might work at one of the Warren massage parlors. You know, the one with the twins? The staff is very handy and the place never gets full? The girls hardly ever even mouth off to you. I was thinking, if I liked a provider, as a session was winding down, I'd give her the number to a prepaid, and she could call me if she, you know, wanted to go to the malt shop and have a soda, but I thought I'd ask the usual gang of pre-verts what they thought.

Note: the preceding message does not in any way whatsoever describe any actual person, places, or events, and is wholly imaginary. The author of said piece is a pathological liar, and given to wild exaggerations, flights of fancy, and the occasional hallucinations. In fact, he doesn't exist at all.
Doughboy1
07/02/2011 10:06 am

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george1970 wrote:
I had a pretty good experience at a nudie bar recently near where I live, the one that's located in the non-southern capital of Peru? I gather Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard used to enjoy having their morning meal there. A dancer and I, while enjoying a private session, came to a meeting of the minds such that we could eliminate the middle man, as it were, and enjoy some intermurals. You know, and that worked, is what I'm saying.

Well, so I was thinking...the same sort of thing might work at one of the Warren massage parlors. You know, the one with the twins? The staff is very handy and the place never gets full? The girls hardly ever even mouth off to you. I was thinking, if I liked a provider, as a session was winding down, I'd give her the number to a prepaid, and she could call me if she, you know, wanted to go to the malt shop and have a soda, but I thought I'd ask the usual gang of pre-verts what they thought.

Note: the preceding message does not in any way whatsoever describe any actual person, places, or events, and is wholly imaginary. The author of said piece is a pathological liar, and given to wild exaggerations, flights of fancy, and the occasional hallucinations. In fact, he doesn't exist at all.


Actually, your idea is flawed. The spa runs a business. The owner collects the house fee and a portion of the spa ladies tips. The spa ladies work for tips and are also protected by the establishment from seedy individuals. The spa also feeds them, puts a roof over their head and supports their general needs. The owner, mamasan and spa lady work hand in hand for mutual benefit. If the spa lady wants to go indy that is her decision but it is a very risky one.

If the spa ladies and you circumvent that process, we all lose. Nothing good can come of it.

Please, just accept Warren for all it has to offer. It is one great place -- I know because there is nothing like this in Illinois (or any other state for that matter).
Roland1
07/02/2011 10:33 am

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I have had spa ladies offer the deal you are discussing. If they are game go for it.
george1970
07/02/2011 02:19 pm

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Also, if you throw around words like "mama-san" and allude to feeding and housing the ladies, well, you're not quite hearing what I'm getting at.
El Diablo
07/02/2011 04:12 pm

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george1970 wrote:
Also, if you throw around words like "mama-san" and allude to feeding and housing the ladies, well, you're not quite hearing what I'm getting at.


Why don't you try some of the Asian BP escorts that come into town then?
El Diablo
07/02/2011 04:34 pm

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Jim Bob wrote:
You went on USASG and said you would check out the BP girls, so who do you suggest?


No one, my money is better invested at the spas for the services I receive compared to the services I've received from the BP escorts. It's a better value....but not like the value meals you so use to Jim Bobbie.
El Diablo
07/02/2011 04:42 pm

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Jim Bob wrote:
My value meals have been outstanding.

Especially when they've been sitting under the heat lamp all day...outstanding indeed.
El Diablo
07/02/2011 05:02 pm

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Jim Bob wrote:
I haven't been to VIP lately.


I don't think you've been anywhere for a long time Jimmie.
george1970
07/02/2011 07:11 pm

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Sky Rocket wrote:


Why don't you try some of the Asian BP escorts that come into town then?


The one who was listed a month or so ago...Yumi? I think it was? if you TER that # you'll see she's not at all the girl in the picture. The other ad listed is for the 76 spa, and, uh...no thank you.

Moreover, if you're using a word like "Asian," well...after my none-too-subtle hints in my post as to where I was talking about (you know, since I assume the people who run these places read these boards)...I tell you what, Sky, its a good thing for the people of Gotham City you're not in charge of solving the Riddler's fiendishly clever clues.
El Diablo
07/02/2011 08:06 pm

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george1970 wrote:


The one who was listed a month or so ago...Yumi? I think it was? if you TER that # you'll see she's not at all the girl in the picture. The other ad listed is for the 76 spa, and, uh...no thank you.

Moreover, if you're using a word like "Asian," well...after my none-too-subtle hints in my post as to where I was talking about (you know, since I assume the people who run these places read these boards)...I tell you what, Sky, its a good thing for the people of Gotham City you're not in charge of solving the Riddler's fiendishly clever clues.


Whatever georgie...you can riddle me this all you want but it's not going to deter the reality and pleasure I've spent with Kelly this afternoon. Besides, I was hanking you about the BP Asian girls...haven't found one that was worth it. I rather be in Warren any day of the week.
El Diablo
07/03/2011 03:21 pm

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Jim Bob wrote:
A guy recently posted on USASG that he took Nana from Sun spa to his home and had a 3 course meal.


And I'm assuming it wasn't you since you can't seem to get past the free glass of water with a slice of lemon...and when was this post made? I don't remember reading anything along those lines and she just got back last Sunday.
El Diablo
07/03/2011 09:09 pm

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Jim Bob wrote:
It was last year when she went by Yudi or Ullie. The post was made by Low Key on 2-20-11 post# 3005 Warren massage board.


And that's recently Jimbo?...ahhh, check your math then because that was almost 5 months ago. So it's not pretty recent. Quite talking shit. You were probably the guy that was stalking her last year then...and Nana hasn't gone by Yulie (not Yudi or Ullie) for over a year...which means then the report is over a year old and all hearsay. I know what mom looks for in her girls. She told me her rules about that.
george1970
07/03/2011 10:55 pm

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So it turns out my girl from the nudie bar is on heroin, or at least that's what another girl I know who works there says. I wonder if I can get my money back, then.

Or, maybe she could get me some. I might graduate from the ladies to the lady.
El Diablo
07/04/2011 01:15 am

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george1970 wrote:
So it turns out my girl from the nudie bar is on heroin, or at least that's what another girl I know who works there says. I wonder if I can get my money back, then.

Or, maybe she could get me some. I might graduate from the ladies to the lady.


So you're trainspotting then. Good luck.
El Diablo
07/04/2011 07:55 am

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Jim Bob wrote:
Was that your mom that told everybody her spa was closed because of water or plumbing concerns last year when in fact we all know the real reason they were closed. Spa workers don't lie, right rocket boy.


So, that still doesn't excuse you from yours jimboat. I knew what was going on last year with SUN and Tokyo. I know mom was trying to cover up on her end but I was dating someone that was feeding me intel on both places. You on the other hand have a tendency to really puff yourself up like a blow up doll but then that's pretty much what we can expect from you. All Hot Air...AHA!
El Diablo
07/04/2011 09:14 am

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Jim Bob wrote:
You were dating someone giving you intel from both spas. What are you , some kind of detective or is that your alter ego?


Maybe I'm LEO. Or better yet, Spa Patrol. All black, shiney, and leathery with my MOJO rising.
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