Best Practices for "hobbyists" - Erotic Massage Parlors & Masseuses

uhoh

01/12/2011 11:29 pm

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I thought I would share with my brethren a few practices that have served me well in area AMPs.

1. Best possible time to go to an AMP?

Snow day! showed up at 5:00 and was probably only the 1st or 2nd to show up. Boy were they happy to see me! Boy did I appreciate their appreciation.

2. If they ask you what your Job is.....

You are a teacher! Everyone knows teachers don't get paid well and...it could put to rest their fears of you being LE.

anyone else wanna share any ideas?

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tenorman

01/13/2011 11:07 am

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Teachers are very truscted and well respected in Asian culture...Since I am one...I use it to my advantage...plus I can learn a few choice Korean words and phrases, too.

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uhoh

01/13/2011 11:24 pm

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care to share one or two phrases that might be useful?

Any other "best practices" to consider?

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edmcmuffin

01/22/2011 04:36 am

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ask them how to pronounce the phrase "you are beautiful". say it right and make it a point to say that as one of the first things you say when you greet them. they will be thrilled you remembered and made it a point to say it to them. It sounds like "yep pu da" but i know it's more than that, just writing how it sounds. Works for me so far.

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mickster 1

01/22/2011 12:57 pm

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Make them laugh by making fun of yourself.

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mickster 1

01/22/2011 12:57 pm

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Be clean!!!!

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RED_Stones

07/19/2011 12:48 pm

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I send flowers. Bring DD's coffee and some donuts. Things that say I care about Their day too. Also, it's probably stupid to you'all but I actually do like them and I let them know it.

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Brahmabull

07/20/2011 10:40 pm

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uhoh wrote:

I thought I would share with my brethren a few practices that have served me well in area AMPs.

1. Best possible time to go to an AMP?

Snow day! showed up at 5:00 and was probably only the 1st or 2nd to show up. Boy were they happy to see me! Boy did I appreciate their appreciation.

2. If they ask you what your Job is.....

You are a teacher! Everyone knows teachers don't get paid well and...it could put to rest their fears of you being LE.

anyone else wanna share any ideas?

If they ask you what your job is TELL THE TRUTH. LE lies and can say anything you don't think LE claims to be teachers too?

Once you start to tell lies you have to remember them all, and if you screw up and tell another girl something different you will be screwed. So just be as honest as you can about yourself. If you pick a fake name use it every single time. Do not be Mike then Tom then Bill.

If you are going to lie about everything you better get a whole spa persona and stick to it and practice it.

Best practice is earning trust by being as truthfull as possible so they can be comfortable with you. No one likes a liar.
Pretending you aren't paid well so you can comfortably tip less is well, kinda low.

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BDogNum1

08/17/2011 06:20 pm

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Rock on Rock. Good advice for any situation and any venue. Yuo have class; you have style.

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BDogNum1

08/17/2011 06:20 pm

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Rock on Rock. Good advice for any situation and any venue. Yuo have class; you have style.

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BDogNum1

08/17/2011 06:20 pm

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Rock on Rock. Good advice for any situation and any venue. You have class; you have style.

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uhoh

08/24/2011 08:48 pm

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TheROCK wrote:

If they ask you what your job is TELL THE TRUTH. LE lies and can say anything you don't think LE claims to be teachers too?

Once you start to tell lies you have to remember them all, and if you screw up and tell another girl something different you will be screwed. So just be as honest as you can about yourself. If you pick a fake name use it every single time. Do not be Mike then Tom then Bill.

If you are going to lie about everything you better get a whole spa persona and stick to it and practice it.

Best practice is earning trust by being as truthfull as possible so they can be comfortable with you. No one likes a liar.
Pretending you aren't paid well so you can comfortably tip less is well, kinda low.

A little judgmental are we ? You don't tell a provider in New York City that you are a bond salesman, you just don't unless you feel like being hijacked for hj . And I'm sure they're telling the truth when they say o you strong, or experience orgasm from being felt up! gimme a break!

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