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In 'Minneapolis Erotic Massage Parlors & Masseuses'

by WTFmn

Incorrect credentials.
WTFmn
07/21/2013 11:17 pm

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Ooh I gave it to her real goooood . She must have came three times. Probably. could not walk when I was done. I banged her up down sideways and the blew my load.Who the fuck would take you all seriously. You have to pay to get laid period. What some pathetic fucks you all must be.
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sugarsong
07/22/2013 12:00 am

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There's nothing wrong with getting a massage and a bonus, it's relaxing. I can fuck my girl when I want... but her massages are crap.
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WTFmn
07/22/2013 12:27 am

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Live in your own world of delusion. Massage my ass. If was about the massage you would take the finale home .
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OldtimerB
07/22/2013 10:07 am

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Hey WTFmn,
Just curious but WTF are you doing on this site?
Are you into massages?

You say to take the finale home? Is that what you do? That kind of sounds more pathetic..you could then save all your money, skip the 'fake' massage, and just DIY at home with porn...
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sugarsong
07/22/2013 05:10 pm

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I have a feeling WTFmn used to be a paid member at one point since it looks like they're quoting one of GolfPro's reviews (on a side note I bought GolfPro's portable table shower and it works every where I take it be it the dentist, a hair cut, the bank... I always end up with a table shower and happy ending, best $250 I ever spent). WTFmn isn't a paid member so I have no idea what reviews they're even reading... except GofPro bullshit.

WTFmn probably masturbates to the reviews on here. Fuck em.
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darthballs692000yahoo.com
07/22/2013 05:43 pm

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That's funny. ...cause I thought its mssggrl new name.....
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darthballs692000yahoo.com
07/22/2013 09:18 pm

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Or it is somebodies wife! hahahahaha....not mine!
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sugarsong
07/23/2013 01:25 am

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darthballs692000 wrote:
Or it is somebodies wife! hahahahaha....not mine!


I was thinking the same thing at first. It may also just be some ugly fat bitch who sweats bacon grease who does massage and wants to give clients a HE but her clients refuse because she's so fucking ugly there for she's just envious of the other girls and decided to trash us to make herself feel better.
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WTFmn
07/23/2013 02:35 pm

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Hey you to rocket scientists once you solve the mystery maybe you canbreak the case on the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa and the JFK assassination . Then you will be real legends and not in your own
mind when a 20 something rubs your old moldy dick . Beep Beep must be for you all to catch the short bus. What morons.Like I said this is some funny shit .
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darthballs692000yahoo.com
07/23/2013 11:08 pm

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Hey

..I'm 38....and I scrubbed the mold off my dick last week.....so bleh!
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sugarsong
07/24/2013 12:55 am

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I'm 33 healthy and fit so sorry no mold here. Better luck next insult.
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MsDymamite
07/24/2013 03:59 am

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WTFmn wrote:
Hey you to rocket scientists once you solve the mystery maybe you canbreak the case on the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa and the JFK assassination . Then you will be real legends and not in your own
mind when a 20 something rubs your old moldy dick . Beep Beep must be for you all to catch the short bus. What morons.Like I said this is some funny shit .


Hun, you're not scoring any points using short bus comments as an insult.

The more you post, the more I believe you're probably a used up bar hag that looks as if they're on a permanent walk of shame and that's WITH makeup on & a bath.
Now, go do something about all those rings around your eyes from sucking so much dick, people are gonna confuse you for Saturn.

No further comments for the butthurt attention whore.(you)
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OldtimerB
07/24/2013 10:31 am

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Well said V
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MsDymamite
07/24/2013 12:02 pm

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How would one get a moldy dick anyway? The good mp ladies have table showers and washcloths with soap
Oh one more thing for the butthurt attention whore ;
I happen to have over 4,000 hrs educational & certification hours logged specifically for therapeutic massage, kinesthetics & herbal medicine so,
with that being said sometimes it about the actual massage.
Sorry business is so slow for you.
Maybe try using your own pics, actually getting to know clients instead of blackmailing them & badmouthing other ladies? Js
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WTFmn
07/24/2013 03:50 pm

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Well Iguess you haven't figured out I' not hear to make points. That should have been obvious. Sorry I. Don't have to take head shots and swallow swimmers for a living. If they only get dick. washed when at mp nasty. 32 years old and paying to bust a nut nothing to brag about. High schoolers do better pal. Yeah right they all come flocking back when you won't strok e them.. So why are they. all bitching. here when they don't. get it . Delusion.Attention whore. That is what this whole site is . I got my dick sucked. he he he.
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MsDymamite
07/24/2013 04:15 pm

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THEN WHAT IS YOUR POINT? No one cares anymore.
Yawn....
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Derpdydoo
07/24/2013 09:27 pm

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A friend of mine says the same shit to me.. Then I remind her that just about all her friends have wanted to fuck me at one time or another. I just wasn't interested in the other entanglements that would be involved.

There's nothing as cheap or fair as "paying" for it.
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darthballs692000yahoo.com
07/24/2013 10:07 pm

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Delusion.Attention whore. That is what this whole site is . I got my dick sucked. he he he

Well mystery solved....Tranny crack whore! hahahaha...How many butt crack babies do you have now? (butt crack baby) = anal creampie then drips to yeast infected cunt...and gets preggy!

Boo ya!
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WTFmn
07/25/2013 01:02 am

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Well Iguess you haven't figured out I' not hear to make points. That should have been obvious. Sorry I. Don't have to take head shots and swallow swimmers for a living. If they only get dick. washed when at mp nasty. 32 years old and paying to bust a nut nothing to brag about. High schoolers do better pal. Yeah right they all come flocking back when you won't strok e them.. So why are they. all bitching. here when they don't. get it . Delusion.Attention whore. That is what this whole site is . I got my dick sucked. he he he.
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darthballs692000yahoo.com
07/25/2013 01:45 am

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Your an idiot.....THE END
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