Nuts, I don't even remember the last time a masseuse actually massaged me, then teased and pleased me. It's usually been some lame degree of massage (on a scale of 1-100 with 100 being Nirvana, the massage is usually in the single digits), then the flip, her bored sigh, and no-nonsense, no-fun business. Sure, Method tends to include a fairly decent massage, but there just isn't that transition period (what most would call "foreplay," I guess); it's just a...business transaction, more or less.