Doesn't anybody post here anymore?

In 'Minneapolis Erotic Massage Parlors & Masseuses'

by Cities Boy

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Cities Boy
06/15/2009 03:14 pm

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Come on guys! I know that there must be something new to talk about!
Any new places? Or other things going on to discuss? I hope the trend
of new "store front" places continues - reminds me of the old days.
Cities Boy
06/22/2009 02:47 pm

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You guys suck...
Or are you too worried about LE on here?
Come on - I know someone must have something to talk about...
k2klimb
07/12/2009 11:23 am

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i would like to know is there any other place better than Method? I would like to branch out to another place but it needs to be on the same par as Methods.
travelguy
07/19/2009 03:17 pm

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I have been getting some great deep tissue massages and have had the surprise of some fun finishes. I go for the quality massage, the rest is a happy surprise.

Hope to find more please here in the twin cities.
tequilaman
12/31/2009 03:14 pm

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im new to this and i have an ok experience i think the lady thought i was a LE .... im going back anyways... is there a place where i can just go and get a HJ the same day? looks like all this places have a 3 times rules... the 3rd one u get it....... any advise?
omgbeans
01/02/2010 02:32 pm

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anybody know if msjasminelee gives happy endings?
fgarvin
01/02/2010 05:20 pm

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It seems like most the ones that advertise in Citypages are actually legit. Not a bad concept. We're stupid enough to think there will be more and occasionally they hook a repeat customer who didn't get what they'd hoped for but still got a pleasantly surprising good massage.

I do miss the good old days. Donna's on Lake Street. Rap 'N Romp on Hennepin. Caesars in the Bloomington strip.
Cities Boy
01/14/2010 02:19 pm

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You just need to be smart with how you play the game when you enter these places.
Unless you get completely naked, you should never expect anything more than just a massage.
And unless the place is brand new, always say that you have been there before when they ask (and they usually will). If they ask for a name just make one up and play it that way or just say you can't remember because it was a while back (these places usually have plenty of turnover so you'll probably be safe). Don't be afraid to touch the provider a little when
the massage starts as well - a little touching and feeling goes a long way to making her feel more comfortable with you. Being cool and calm is key, these ladies can sense when someone is nervous or stressed and then it's game over.
OldtimerB
05/02/2013 08:29 pm

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Hey CB,
Fast forward almost 4 years and most places still suck but the girls don't...a few more AMPs but way more DIY girls..was that even around then ..except for CA, seems like MN has more forum posts than any other state...WHY??? Nothing's going on here worth mentioning...
ricktor
05/03/2013 08:19 pm

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Do most of the places that get busted not have a mamason?
BrunoBraun
05/03/2013 10:24 pm

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I think it's more the quality of the talent. They are mostly circuit riders only here for a short time before moving on. nothing invested in quality of service. 30 years ago you would see a lot more locals who took pride in their places and the quality of their work.
Cities Boy
05/07/2013 11:05 am

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OldtimerB wrote:
Hey CB,
Fast forward almost 4 years and most places still suck but the girls don't...a few more AMPs but way more DIY girls..was that even around then ..except for CA, seems like MN has more forum posts than any other state...WHY??? Nothing's going on here worth mentioning...


You are right OTB. I truly think this whole DIY thing is ruining the industry. We all need to take a stand to report and boycott any place
that is DIY. Maybe then they will get the message...
StrokerAce1
05/07/2013 11:09 am

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Tell these DIY girls that the you in yourself refers to them.
Cities Boy
05/07/2013 11:15 am

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StrokerAce wrote:
Tell these DIY girls that the you in yourself refers to them.


Exactly Stroker. Or just do what I did recently. Act offended when told to DIY yourself and tell them "What the hell are you doing? You are supposed to touch me! I'm not supposed to do it myself!" She was freaked out and left the room (her english was bad anyways). I got my clothes on and left with no tip.
OldtimerB
05/07/2013 11:35 am

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Cities Boy wrote:


Exactly Stroker. Or just do what I did recently. Act offended when told to DIY yourself and tell them "What the hell are you doing? You are supposed to touch me! I'm not supposed to do it myself!" She was freaked out and left the room (her english was bad anyways). I got my clothes on and left with no tip.


Live to get massaged..happily..another day!
CB, assume your unhappy experience was here in town?
darthballs692000yahoo.com
05/07/2013 05:18 pm

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I have turned diy into a art....my last 4 times offered diy...I asked if she could but lotion on it for me...or oil......instead of just giving it to me for myself to apply.....I got THEM to put it on for me, and rub it in....then they say u do.....I say...Im close...just finish it...I have extra tip...20 minutes later I pop, tip, and get hugged and told...our little secret! shhhhhhh.
BrunoBraun
05/07/2013 09:39 pm

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darthballs692000 wrote:
I have turned diy into a art....my last 4 times offered diy...I asked if she could but lotion on it for me...or oil......instead of just giving it to me for myself to apply.....I got THEM to put it on for me, and rub it in....then they say u do.....I say...Im close...just finish it...I have extra tip...20 minutes later I pop, tip, and get hugged and told...our little secret! shhhhhhh.


sneaky bastard!
darthballs692000yahoo.com
05/07/2013 10:29 pm

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I realize I forgot to mention one important part....I do start to play until fully hard....Thats when I ask them for lotion or oil. But it does work!
Cities Boy
05/08/2013 08:41 pm

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DIY as an art... Damn. What the fuck is going on with the world?
You shouldn't even need to use your "artistic abilities" darth - thats the problem!
The industry is in a fucking tailspin here in the Twin Cities...
darthballs692000yahoo.com
05/08/2013 09:43 pm

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I have only done this hobby for 1.5 years......I wish I saw the good old days at amps.....but I had gf's back then.... Now I have to pay......as the industry has changed.....we to must adapt.....or trick them...
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