I'm just wondering what porn magazine you were getting off with when you came across the ad for this site. I know they advertise in Gallery, fox, and stuff like that... but I'm willing to bet you were moving an ear of corn out of your asshole (which is oh so torn apart) while looking at either Plumpers or Chicks with dicks bigger than my joke cock.
I'm thinking you're some ugly loser of a guy wanting to save the world one website at a time. You envy us guys here because we can get fucked because even if you offered to pay, no woman would ever touch that diseased little prick you've got.