Newbie got some quick questions.

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by TheCrow

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TheCrow
06/16/2011 07:59 pm

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I have never been to an AMP. I found this site and bought the VIP so I could get the details. I just need some things cleared up for me.

1) I live in Ann Arbor so nothing is really close, but I guess close enough. I guess M1 is the best place for the full experience. The Jackson places seem good but for the BJ portion I want that bareback. If I go full service I definitely would wear a condom but a condom for a BJ is just pointless. I like young petite pretty Asian girls. So with that in mind is M1 the best place for me? Do I need to make an appointment? Who should I ask for? Do any of them deep throat? When is the best time to go?

2) I am a little confused about tipping. I pay $60 for an hour and negotiate $80 for a HJ, $100 for a BJ and $120-$140 for FS in addition to the $60. I do that with the madam at the door or once I am inside? Is that the tip? When I cum I go? Is this a MSOG situation? Do I leave a tip for the girl on top of those 2 fees I paid at the door?

3) As stated before I have never been to an AMP. Is it O.K. to tell the madam that or do I play it off like I have been many times. Do I pretend that I have been to other AMP's just not this one or like I have been there before at their establishment?

Also how do I prove that I am not LE and how do I make sure LE is not around to bust me? Oh, and is it O.K. to go if I have some drinks in me? I would like to go today or tomorrow and would appreciate the feedback. Thanks.
wagnew0923
06/18/2011 09:42 am

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1. Jackson is better for you. It is a shorter drive and better service. The problem with M1 is that it is over used to LE has caught on to some point also the girls can be "worn out" no matter there age.

2. Tipping is about $180 to $200. It is best to wait until you are inside and negotiate with the girl when she asks. You pay for the massage upfront and the rest later.

3. Don't do either. If you start acting like the are an illegal operation they will freak out. Just go with the flow and be respectful.

As for the LE issue I take my work badge with me. It screams "hey I work for someone else not the cops"
Brahmabull
06/18/2011 11:33 pm

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How do you know the original poster isn't LE?

Anyone asking these kinds of questions when everything is readily available on this site already, makes me suspicious.

Problematic terms for the OP "madam" "Deep throat", there are reasons why use abbrivations in our fantasy stories.

There are no madams at AMPs, they are massage parlors not brothels. You get a massage.
How do you prove you aren't LE? You can't you are off to a bad start. Some of us already think you are.
DO not drink before you go, drinking makes people into assholes and especially when they do not get what they "THINK" they are entitled to.

wagnew0923
06/19/2011 10:19 am

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Rock do you think I am LE or the other guy
TheCrow
06/19/2011 04:42 pm

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Thanks for the info. I asked all the question because I have been reading this site. It shows "Price" and "Tip for service" but the M1 posts talk about the "mamasan" taking money up front for HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras. One poster said she took his money at the door for everything and he only had $25 to tip the girls when he left. He had $80 for the price and $180 tip for service for 2 girls. It confused me.

I'm not LE and I'm sorry if my questions came off offensively. I don't want to get overcharged and I don't want to look like a tool because I didn't bring enough money. I also don't want to insult anybody.

Thanks for the good advice. I have a company badge I can bring. I'll just show them if they ask. I won't drink, apparently I am enough of an asshole sober without adding alcohol to the mix. I'm just going to head out to Jackson with 12 Jackson's in my pocket and see what happens. If all I get is a 1 hour massage for $60 that's not a bad deal.
moon_rabbit
06/19/2011 11:52 pm

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I personally didn't think there was anything about your post/question that raised a red flag regarding possible LE. I'm not sure why there was suspicion. TheROCK is usually pretty spot on with his advice and perspective on this forum...but sometimes he is way off the mark and a little accusative to boot. No big deal.

Try Lucky Spa in Jackson. They've been pretty good lately. I wouldn't recommend Oriental in Jackson...unless they've recently got some new girls. And yeah...don't go to an AMP drunk. It's obnoxious, and you may even be refused service.

btw....I feel M-1 is overrated. I never go there anymore.
ZombieB
07/02/2011 11:22 am

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Drinking is just a bad idea. If you're asking that you might want to avoid this hobby until your nerves are ready. As for your other questions, they can be answered if you read the reviews thoroughly, as well as the other threads where these issues have been discussed at length.

M1 is a little different from some other places in that the fee for time and the fee for other services (here called a "tip" in the review form) are both paid to the mamasan. Either upfront or at different points in your session. I will comment on that review you mentioned for further clarity. But do your research for the rest. And while I understand that you're new, please learn the lingo. The Rock is right about that. We all have to do these things.
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