Providers Name: Honey
I'm just a dirty hilljack from near Oak Grove. Thought I'd do something crazy and drive on up to Louisville and go to one of them strip clubs. Went to Trixies Gold Room and had the time of my life. When I walked in I couldn't see too good cause the lights were so gol dang dim. Stepped on my beard as I went over to sit down. One of the strippers came over and said howdy. She was perty. If I ever got a girl like her in bed I'd be in hog heaven! Anyway, when she got up there to dance I got a big ole stiffy that just about tore my britches. There ain't no girls where I come from that dance like her. My friends Jed and Ernie would probably have a heart attack watchin her twirl around and shake her juggs the way she did. I drooled like a hound dog. I didn't much care for the music they was playin. It seemed to go thump thump thump all the time. No matter. I wasn't there for the music anyway iffin you knows what I mean. But I didn't get to stay too long. The manager threw me out after I was just tryin to be helpful. One of the girls began to grab her throat and cough and couldn't get no air. It looked darn near like she was gonna die. So I went over, lifted up her skirt, and licked her butt cheeks. Whatever it was that was stuck in her throat came flyin out cause she was so shocked. The manager came over and pushed me back, said what the hell you think you're doin? I said, well, she was chokin so I did that Hind Lick Maneuver. Worked perty good. The manager grabbed me by my shirt collar and throwed me out. Dang. I was just tryin to be helpful. Some fellers you just can't figure out. But I saw me some dancin girls and that was all right with me. Had a big grin on my face all the way home. Drank some moonshine and went to bed happy.

After the new ordinace law to effect... trixie's isn't the same club it was a couple of years ago.. its a dead club waiting to be closed.. the girls their are drugies n half of them speak to u with bad breath.. not worth going there, its an empty trashy club! Don't recommend