Anything here worth visiting? AMPs or UTR I'm talking about...

You know why all the trees in Minnesota bend south towards Des Moines don't you? Because Iowa sucks.

That's more than the girls do in Minnesota unfortunately...well most of them at least.

I tried one massage studio there a couple years ago, but it was completely legit. I wish I could remember the name of it. Sorry.

The strip joints can be pretty fun, though, what with Iowa being full contact. Beach Girls was a bit out of the way and a bit of a dive but still pretty good. Big Earl's way too much money (first time though, I probably misread some cues). Touch of Mink (Minx?) was hit or miss, depending on the dancer.

You can find listings for these places in Midwest Nights, a strip club rag you can find at the Love Doctor and Sex World.

Thanks Wanderer...maybe it will turn out to not be such a long, boring, and lonely trip after all