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by Klem 1

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Klem 1
06/27/2011 12:04 am

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I'd like to know if anyone has gotten a HE of any kind from Massage Envy.

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Time2
06/27/2011 12:27 am

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Check SMR!!! !!!! Talk about the dead zone!!! OMG!!!

That place - M.E. - has a reputation for being utterly therapeutic (yawn) and not for hobby dudes. At least from what I hear and I've been convinced to SKIP IT and go with sure thing options.
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holycow
06/27/2011 12:48 am

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Time - I think that he is referring to what you went through with Kevin (HE) - that you got massage envy while you were there????? Right isn't that you were talking about as to what I remembered
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meby2k
06/30/2011 09:05 am

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I went to the M.E. in San Mateo. No rubby-tuggy there. Only young(ish) professional-looking white and African American cash grabbers trying to sell me a regular membership every time they have a chance. The place is actually listed as an erotic massage parlor on some sites and they regularly get discussed on erotic forums like this one. But I didn't even get the remotest of fun times. Plus for $65 smackewrs and no HE, it isn't worth it in my book.
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Time2
06/30/2011 10:24 am

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meby2k wrote:
I went to the M.E. in San Mateo. No rubby-tuggy there. Only young(ish) professional-looking white and African American cash grabbers trying to sell me a regular membership every time they have a chance. The place is actually listed as an erotic massage parlor on some sites and they regularly get discussed on erotic forums like this one. But I didn't even get the remotest of fun times. Plus for $65 smackewrs and no HE, it isn't worth it in my book.


Thank you, SIR! You kept the local SacTown Street Crew from having to execute an intervention on The Vaunted & Much Heralded GrabberDude for his musings of playing grabberass at a straight-up legit ladies day spa!!!
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Klem 1
06/30/2011 11:03 am

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Oh, I wasnt looking to go there..... ME was the first "massage parlor" I ever went to, and I never plan on returning. As I was sitting in the lobby waiting for my young lady masseuse, declining the advantages of membership, I might add, I remember wondering if the asian dude in the close cropped hair and multiple earings worked there, as he was seen several times walking down the hall.... well it turns out SHE - DID work there, and SHE was about as butch as they come... and was about to be my very first masseuse.

Even at my very first massage - I knew THAT was not what I was looking for..... I knew I wanted a soft young thing, and I knew I wanted her naked... which led me to my SECOND massage parlor - Lucky Massage in Folsom..... where I would spend about 8 hours, and about 500 BUCKS over the course of 2 weekends, before I got the nerve to give up and try another one.... and the rest, as they say, is HE history!!

I continue to look - just last night I had a CBJ from a naked russian girl in Fair Oaks - but I shall never.... NEVAH, return to Massage Envy!
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meby2k
06/30/2011 11:15 am

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Yeah, naked Russian girls are ALWAYS better than butch cash hogs with multiple earrings.

On the bright side, Folsom rocks. Or at least it has every time I have gotten up there.
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Klem 1
06/30/2011 11:20 am

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Folsom may rock - but Lucky's doesn't... at least not for me... I think one guy got a HE there recently - but its been a year since Ive even walked in the door... If you know of another place in folsom that delivers the goods, do tell!

As long as its not Oasis - too many differing opinions on that place... I hear the girls are gorgeous - but its a pain in the ass getting them to deliver.
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Klem 1
06/30/2011 11:23 am

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I will say this about Lucky, though... they have the most bad-ass table shower/whirlpool machine thingie Ive EVER seen.... That things right outta Star wars!
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lewey
06/30/2011 12:13 pm

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I'll stick to the American River Trail on my bike in Folsom, and take my hobbying elsewhere!
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Time2
06/30/2011 01:05 pm

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Grabster2724 wrote:
I will say this about Lucky, though... they have the most bad-ass table shower/whirlpool machine thingie Ive EVER seen.... That things right outta Star wars!


Seems virtually impossible that Wendy of Lucky's who volunteered to do happy-happy for the recent lucky [pun intended ] reviewer dude could actually be OUR Wendy of Oasis Hills Spa lore... But, as everyone's talked at length about the wishy-washy-wax-on-wax-OFF waterthingy, I may just have to GO to Lucky!!!!!!
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Klem 1
06/30/2011 01:33 pm

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Hey Time -

Have you ever finished a HJ HE,
only to have the lovely lady say
"Look....I've got some Time on my hands?"


Just curious

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Time2
06/30/2011 02:31 pm

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Grabster2724 wrote:
Hey Time -

Have you ever finished a HJ HE,
only to have the lovely lady say
"Look....I've got some Time on my hands?"


Just curious


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