What is your worst experience at an AMP?

(Sorry I'm not sure of the name of the places, it was awhile ago - but if I did I will definitely put the name here).

PLACE #1 About 8 years ago, I went to this place Fullerton; got this middle aged hag who had this large walkman headphones on ! (warning, warning). Well shame on me I didn't insist she take them off. As she is giving me this average massage, she stands on my back, starts walking on and the walkman falls off and hits my back!! OUCH!!! She starts to apologize and calms me down. Oh wait, it gets better...she finished the time (nothing extra - I cannot remember If i even asked her to (?) ). It was ONLY a massage. While finishing getting dressed, she comes back in the room and insists for me to give her a tip!!
I told her I don't tip for just a massage. She tries to block my path to the door and I threaten to call the manager over. I literally had to move past her to get out the front door.

Place #2 This was about 2 years ago. Had been going to this vietnamese place near Garden Grove and Orange for awhile. Some girls are better than others (never any sex, just the standard 'rub and tug'). Well this particular time I went in they sent in this new girl. She started moving her hands around in no particular order. I realize, she has no idea what she's doing!! I find out it's her first week. She was very sweet...so I started to show her how to give me a massage by massaging her (man, was I in a good and generous mood). When I left I spoke with the manager to train her girls better. I dont' expect them to be certified, but to know what the heck they are doing. I'll come in to be a ginnie pig if necessary. ...oh one last thing, I didn't tip her...

The worst experience I ever had was when I had my appt bumped by a walk-in. I use too go to this place in Garden Grove (the place closed down) basicly every week. I got to know the provider very well & I always made an appt to see her everytime I visited. I don't drive anymore (Handicap/vision) so thats why I made the appts & she knew this very well. Well on that day the shuttle sevice was running a bit behind but I was almost 5 minutes late. When I got there she didn't come out to greet me, so I knew she was probaly running a bit behind herself (it's happen before), so I waited. Well 10 min went by, then 15, 20, 30, then finally 35 min! Finally I got up & went to the front desk & told the lady about my appt & that I couldn't wait anymore. She went & knocked on the door & told the provider in vietnamese what I had said. The provider came out right away & I asked her what the hell was going on & what happen to my appt. She started to tell me that she was waiting for me when a customer came in & wanted a session. She also said that she told the customer about my appt & then she asked him to wait a bit & if I didn't come in a few minutes, she'll take him in. I told her (in a loud voice) why didn't she tell the customer to come back in an hour (he would have ), because she knew I would have came to my appt. She claimed I was 15 minutes late & I told her I was only not even 5 min late & I told her to ask the lady at the front desk, but the lady looked a bit worried & she tried not to look at us. Then the provider had the nerve to tell me that if I can't keep an appt, I should just call first before I get there & if she's not busy she can see me. I was shocked to hear her tell me that, saying that I was at fault for her money greedy fucking mistake on taking a walk-in over a loyal customer with an appt. Well I just walked out & I mimbled "fuck you". Now I did go back one more time sbout 2 weeks later, by appt, & she tried to make it up to me by smiling & calling me baby & letting me do whatever I wanted with her. But it wasn't the same anymore, she fucked up & she knew it & I couldn't stop thinking on how she treated her customers on her mistake. So I never went back.

My worst experience was after writing a raving good review about Kim at GGDS. Then soon after I visit her She acts all cold and pissed and only offers me a legit massage. I tell her forget it and the manager gladly offers me my money back. They wanted me out of there and told me not to come back in a very hostile way. Moral of the story...don't write too detailed a review if you plan on seeing her again. They hate this site because they are afraid the LE will read about them and bust them. I've even had girls lately who offered me extra special service if I promised NOT to write anything....

I worry about this. I mean I write up one review per every 10 visits b/c of this. I don't want to see my favs brought down. On the other hand, I like to contribute, and be a good member, but I am geting worried with all the busts. I am tending to be a more forum member I guess. I just don't want anybody to get hurt...

I've had a few bad experiences. One time a woman practically jumped on my back, which is sore already due to arthritis. One time a white woman took off her bra to reveal the most ungly breasts I've ever seen. They were just flaps of skin. And the things is, I tried to suck one. Yuck.

But the worst experience was here:' Los-Angeles-California.htm." target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.eroticmp.com/Nature-Health-Care-Los-Angeles-California.htm. I had gone in to check it out, and the woman was pretty, so I paid $40 for 30 minutes. She gave me a hj, but would not let me touch her, and basically finished up; it ended up being 20 minutes instead of 30. I mentioned this to her, and she got angry with me and acted like I was lying. Well, I looked at the clock before she started, so I know for sure that it was 20 minutes. While she is out of the room, for some reason I only tipped her $10. I guess I was angry. So I'm all dressed except for my shoes, and she comes back in. She sees the $10 on the table, and says, "oh no. Give me my money!" She's very angry. I was kind of in shock, because I've never seen this before. Before if I undertipped a person, she would look at me either with a sad face or perhaps even angry, and I would give her a little more. Not this time. The woman then tried to reach in my pocket and grab my wallet. When she saw that she could not grab my wallet, she took my shoes and threw them out of the room. She was not going to let me leave. I then tried to leave, and she got in my way and told me, "not until you give me my money." I could not believe how strong she was, and how I was unable to push her away. I was not prepared to get into a fight with this woman, so I sat down. She went to change the sheets on the table, and then I walked out of the room, quickly. Shen then comes out and tries to take my shoes. She then grabs me, and grabs my shirt, and there we are fighting in the office. She then rips my shirt out of anger. So I push her away, and walk out in the lobby. I put on my shoes and tell her that she is "crazy." She says that I'm crazy. After I put my shoes on, I walk out of the parlor with some light scratches and a ripped shirt. She then angrily says to me, "if I ever see you again, I'll kill you!" This happened about two years ago, and I'm much more careful now. The moral of the story is, if you get a hj, no matter how poor it is, tip more than $10.

Bro, what a nightmare you had with that bitch. In over the 30 years that I've been going to MP's & AMP's, what you experienced has never happen too me. The most I've ever got from a provider when she was not too happy with the tip I gave her for a lousy service, is when she would tell me to leave & never come back. But, I've never had to duke it out with one of the girls or the male manager.

OMAGOA, i too never experience that type of service. Hopefully your shirt wasn't worth $30 or i'd say you broke even .