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DOES THIS AD MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?
Hey hey hey!! How we doin? we cold this morning? 😊😊 I was. I loved it.
It’s almost Halloween!!!!! 🎃 Every year I dress up. last year I was a Whoopie cushion. except if you know me then you know I dressed like Whoopi Herself and then tied a giant cushion around my waist… No one got the joke until I told them… I tried… the year before that I wrapped myself in tin foil. Guess what I was?
Any guesses??? Leftovers. 😳🤷♀️ Listen, it Was last minute…. I didn’t have a lot of time.
But this is year is the mother of all years! 💃
I painstakingly poured my sweat and tears into this costume. Lots of man hours making sure it’s right! 😩 And if I don’t win costume of the year, I am going to riot. 😅😂
Anyone interested in what I’m gonna be? 😬
Welp, you’re just gonna have to see me on Halloween! 😛 Cause I ain’t tellin nobody! 😂😂 Yall I need to win this year dang it. I’m tired of losin. Just let me have this! I need it. I want it! ( name the show)
Speaking of Kenny Powers..😜 Who wants to see me??
Well you are in luck cuz I’m working today!! 🕺🕺 FLAT RATES……. CENTRALLY LOCATED….
and FREE IPA water. Nothin but the best for my little hamsters. So come one come all to the greatest show on earth. Get your tickets now while supplies last.
I am the supply, unlike the ole sayin… you can get high on my supply. 🙃 endorphin high.
Ii know some of yall thinkin something else. 😂😂😂
You guys have a great day!!! Hope to make you a regular! 😘😘😘😘🥰
Tyler 480-708-2726
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