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April Showers Bring Lots of Spring Training Power.
i tried to figure out something cleaver to go with spring training. But there isn't a lot of words that rhyme with flowers... or training. Sour Straining? Flour Maintaining? Power staining? 😳 work with me people...... it's Saturday. 💃🤣
What a nice day too. I wanna thank the powers that be that gave us a nice a cool day. This is the kinda day that you find a good place to eat that has an outdoor patio. You order a couple drinkie poos, some apps and then hit up the bartender for a better music selection. Then on the way back to your seat you accidentally bump a dude because your center of gravity is slightly off because you underestimated the drinks you ordered, the guy ends up being a total tool. " relax man, it was an accident" You go back to your seat and see the waitress took your food... dang it Sherry, I wasn't finished with my potatoe skins...so you end up ordering another drink....why not. It's the weekend. So you start jamming out to journey.. finally some good music on the speakers, and. You notice some hottie checking you out at the bar. Now we are cookin.. this chick won't stop smiling.... and she has a friend. Uh oh, this may just be my lucky day... do I dare say something to her. So I gather my cahonies and I approach her. " how ya doin" she shyly giggles and says fine. I tell her I caught her smiling at me.... Oh no, she says, I was smiling at the toilet paper you have stuck to your shoe" 😳 "sonofabitch" you look down and notice the trail of cheap see thru paper. How do you get out of this conversation......
You take your phone out of your pocket and you make an appointment with me! All toilet paper trails welcome!!! I don't discriminate. 🙏🏼☺️🥰😘
Seriously, don't let this happen to you on a gorgeous day like this!!! I'm in PEORIA. GOT FLAT RATES, SHOWER, and APPS. And I'm not like Sherry..... I don't bus your table prematurely. Just sayin.
Names Tyler. 480-708-2726. ❤️❤️🥰
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