Official Prague Report

When you arrive in Prague, Czech Republic, the first thing you need to know is to only use the taxis marked "AAA." For some reason, taxis are very expensive in Prague, and even more so if you use the other taxi companies. (You'll find this is a recurring theme when you read trip reports online about Prague; everyone complains about the taxi prices.) I wasn't aware of this going in, and the ride from the airport to my hotel was 876 crown, which is about $50 US. I'm not sure exactly how much it would have been with AAA, but I know it would have been less.

The Czech Republic is a beautiful country with lots to offer, including a pretty good sex scene. The hotels are not that cheap; I visited during the summer months, and the lowest rate I could find was $60 a night at Bene Residential. Bene has good rooms and is located in Praha 1, which is a perfect location for mongering and other activities as well. All of the hotels will provide you with free street maps, although you might not even need them since finding your way around town is pretty easy. You can cover most of the area on foot.

Prague is very picturesque, so be sure to bring your camera and take some pictures. If you're into sightseeing, this place is tremendous. I especially liked walking over the Charles Bridge to pay a visit to Prague Castle. Along the way, you'll see great works of art, lots of people selling things, and live music. Everyone in Prague speaks English, and generally they're very friendly people.

Now The Fun Part Of Prague...

Whenever I go to a new city or country to scope out the sex scene, I use every possible resource at my disposal to gather information-not just the Internet, but also local cab drivers, sex guides, and whores. I was surprised to find that Prague's sex scene was a lot more low-key than I'd expected. I figured the prostitution scene would be much more open. But the locals told me I'd be lucky to find 30 places, tops!

As for the style of the sex venues, here are the different types...

Privats - These are fast becoming the go-to places for sex. Privats are basically apartment buildings where there are a few girls working for themselves, or for a service. They can place an ad online, or quickly set up a website, and they're in business. The customers start showing up. If the cops catch wind of it, the Privat simply closes down and re-opens somewhere else.

These establishments have a key advantage over all the other local options for sex: the "services" include bbbj, analinguis, daty, anal sex, and kissing. You'll need to pay extra-each of these services will run you about 300-500 crown, which is $18-$29. But you might feel that it's well worth it, since the other options in Praque require you to wear condoms and the sex is pretty mechanical for the most part. The only downside of the Privats is that easily as they get set up, they can be out of business and move somewhere else just as fast. My advice is that when you find one you like, and you want to return for some more fun, be sure to call them to make sure they're still in business.

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Nightclubs - These are the main mongering destinations in Prague, and the prices for a 30-minute fuck session range from 3,000 crowns ($178) at the high end Darlings Cabera, to 1,200 ($72) at Neon. These places are like hybrid strip clubs/brothels where there girls dance on a small stage, and you can grab any dancer you like, take her into a room, and bang her. Meanwhile, other girls walk around trying to spark your interest so that you'll buy them a drink. The price differences between the various nightclubs can be dramatic, which can be attributed to the fact that some are "tourist traps" and other nightclubs are geared more towards locals. (This is something you'll find in most mongering destinations.)

Most of the local-oriented places don't have a cover charge and aren't located in Praha 1, which is the main tourist area. Darlings is in the red light district right off the main square and they have a 300 crown cover ($18)! Once you're inside, the beers are $18 apiece. While the drinks are ridiculously expensive, I have to say that out of all the places I went to in Prague, Darlings had the hottest girls and the best burlesque performances, including a dildo show. But I suggest you stick mainly with the local places, where the drinks cost 100 crown ($6) and around 1,200 crowns gets you a whore. None of the local places are in Praha 1, so you'll need to grab a train or AAA taxi to get you there.

Strip Clubs - There isn't much to recommend about the strip clubs in Europe. They're a total rip off, beginning with the cover charge. Everything inside is absurdly expensive. Lap dances will cost you $40-50 (just to have some dirty skank rub her tits in your face for a few minutes). Drinks are around $15. Strip clubs in Prague (and in Europe in general) are a fucking joke; they're not worth even going into, unless you enjoy getting blue balls and throwing your money away.

S&M Clubs - I found one freaky S&M club which was located in a Privit-type setting. If you're into that sort of thing, you can indulge yourself in Prague.

Swinger Joints - I discovered a few of these places as well, including Club Fantasy, which was pretty far out of the way and cost 500 crown ($25) to go inside. Amusingly, it was located in the basement of a new, modern building-and right above it was a preschool. The preschool and the club are never open at the same time, but it was rather interesting. My cab driver was amazed at the proximity of the two establishments.

Saunas - These are modeled after the FKK clubs that are all the rage in Germany. The main one in the red light district has a 2,000 crown ($120) entrance fee which gives you unlimited time and access to the steam rooms, whirl pools and other services. This fee also includes food and drinks, including beer (no hard alcohol).

Sex Shops - Prague has a good variety of sex shops and they come in two styles. First, there are the regular sex shops that have stuff for guys and girls and are well-lit and inviting to the general public. The other type of sex shop is called a "kabiny." These places are much seedier. Along with the sex toys on display, there are porno videos playing in tiny little rooms.

Gay Clubs - I did see some gay clubs, bars and sex shops in Prague, but since I'm into women, I didn't explore this aspect of the sex scene.

Bordellos - This style of mongering in Prague is a low-cost way to bang your brains out. The main place to go is Show Place plaza. This "sex park" has it all. They offer free strip shows to get you warmed up, while next door there's a sex shop. But the main attraction here is the bordello. Here's how it works: you pay a cover charge of 190 crowns ($12) to go in and see the girls. You enter into a bar area which has couches, TVs and even a mini casino (which wasn't open at the time). On both sides of the main bar there are large rooms as well as lots of smaller rooms with red lights, containing girls that try to lure you inside! Each of the tiny sex rooms has a girl, a bed and a bathroom. The girls want 1,200 crown ($70) for a 30-minute session. There's a wide selection of women to choose from, including blondes, brunettes and even black girls. They're big-time condom pushers and I think they know how to speak more English than they let on. The sex is pretty mechanical, and I'm sure these girls bang a lot of dudes in the course of a night. Getting sloppy seconds would be like winning the lottery at this place. Dollar for dollar, however, bordellos probably give the second-best bang for your buck in Prague.

Street Whores - The primary area for street whore action is the main square, which is called Wenceslas Square. The hookers are mostly gypsies, and if you've ever hung out in Europe, you'll know that the general population despises gypsies and considers them to be filthy criminals. I've heard only bad stories about these gypsy street whores, but I must say, some of the ones I saw were pretty hot. If you do decide to bang one of these girls, watch your stuff so that nothing gets stolen.

To sum things up, Prague has a lot to offer to mongers, although the prices are much higher than you would have probably guessed. The overall experience, however, is worth it. Mostly everyone speaks English, and with a map you can easily get around. Remember when you are there that taxis cost an arm and a leg, and if you don't use an AAA taxi it will cost even more.

The sex scene Prague seems to be constantly shifting, with businesses opening and closing quite often. The Privat style of mongering, as described above, is fast becoming the preferable way to buy sex in Prague, and this can be attributed to Internet. As for the rest of the Czech Republic, the mongering scene has suffered considerably due to Germany's complete dominance of the sex scene in Europe. There isn't much mongering outside of Prague, and English-speaking people are hard to find as well. All in all, I highly recommend you see Prague as you can bang lots of hot girls from all over-and you can take a bunch of nice pictures to show to your mother or wife!