Miss Tyler Texas.
(480) 708-2726
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TABLE.. GET YOUR TABLE HERE.. HOT ROASTED TABLE…
My tagline about tables was supposed to sound like those guys in the stadiums who sell hotdogs and peanuts. 😂 “Get ya hot tables here ya” I tried to make it sound like a New York accent. how come they always have new york accents? 😳 I watch too many movies. Do those people even exist anymore? Would be a cool gig to have that’s for sure. get paid to yell at people while selling delicious food and watch the game for free? Sign me up… 😅
So let’s talk tables shall we… Theres the standard table and then there’s MY TABLE. 😉My table is a magical wonder. Not only does it perform its normal tasks but it also has a special feature. One that liberates and makes you say: “ well hot damn”
Big Bertha Is her name and complete satisfaction is her game. 😳😂😂 I’m trying out some new slogans… just work with me…
A lot of competition on who has the better table…… and I’m sorry but big back bertha wins Everytime. Don’t believe me? Come check it out for yourself. It’s one of those has to see to believe. 😬🤫🤭🫠 that’s the last emoji I promise.
Who wants to take a spin on the table? Tickets are going fast. Better hurry.
FLAT RATES—— SHOWER——WEST SIDE!
Here’s an emoji of some lungs. 🫁
TYLER: 480-708-2726. Please don’t ask for pics of big Bertha… she’s shy.. besides photos don’t do her justice. 😂😂😂
Okay. That’s it. Yall come back now, ya hear. 😳❤️😂
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