Arg, I suck at this hobby, why does it have to be so hard.

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by a38243

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a38243
12/11/2011 08:04 pm

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My first AMP experience was two months ago. I walked into a nearby parlor after work. A lady came out and immediately took me into one of the rooms told me to get naked and get on the table. While laying there I could hear people around me getting their HE. This made me a little uncomfortable but hey, i was there for the same thing. After laying there just a minute or two my therapist came in and started the massage. As soon as I turned she gave me a little tap tap, I nodded and all was good. I thought to myself wow this is easy and a way more of an open secret than the forums make it out to be.

Fast forward to this yesterday when I tried to make my second visit. I decided to try a new place which was closer to my house. Everything was off to a great start. Same experience as last time, I walked in and was immediately taken back to my room. During the massage the therapist was all over between my legs brushing against the boys. Then came the turn and things went horribly wrong. I got a legit massage with not so much as a brush. I thought to myself okay well they all can't be like the first place. So I hopped in my car and went back to the first place where I had my first experience. Again, things started out good. I was taken right back to a room, back massage included lots of brushing, on the turn nothing. I thought to myself, okay, must have been a fluke considering my experience the first time.

Today, I decided to give it another try hoping the lady saw the extra cash in my wallet yesterday and would remember me. Additionally I asked for a table shower in hopes it would show I was open to something different. No dice, I even gave myself a little tap just before it was over. The therapist just laughed and said we don't do that even though I've had the same therapist on all three of my visits there.

The weekends over, my wallet is lighter and my girlfriend will be back in town in a couple days. I think I need to give upon this hobby, I don't think my wallet can sustain the trial and error.
chaodidi
12/12/2011 12:12 am

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Ouch you are having a bad time of it. I hate to tell you this but I have had FS (or everything but) at 8 or 9 spas on the first or at most the second visit. However saying that I have also been stuffed on more than one occasion and like you my wallet is a bit lighter. It is usually a crap shot. If you find one out there that you really like and she reciprocates it will cause you mental anguish concerning your SO. Be careful.
OldtimerB
12/12/2011 10:01 am

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a38243 wrote:
My first AMP experience was two months ago...

Fast forward to this yesterday when I tried to make my second visit...

Today, I decided to give it another try hoping the lady saw the extra cash in my wallet yesterday and would remember me...

The weekends over, my wallet is lighter and my girlfriend will be back in town in a couple days. I think I need to give upon this hobby, I don't think my wallet can sustain the trial and error.


Read the reviews, read the reviews, and read the reviews. PM others in your area about the girls/places you want to go for more info. as needed.

Don't know Washington but Bellevue has over 20 AMPs so try another one...or two or three.

Can't say how long your girlfriend will last but this is a worthwhile 'hobby' if you treat it right.

There is a good post for beginners (by Jack Shep? I think) but I'm too old and lazy to find it for you and link it here. I think I even saw it a couple days ago on the general posts perhaps but you'll have to look.
Perhaps someone else will post it for you.
a38243
12/12/2011 10:16 pm

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Thanks for all the advice. Just had to let out a little frustration. I think my first experience may have skewed my expectations. I only have a limited window when the GF is out of town 2-3 times a year, not time to build a reputation with any provider.

Being young and and just looking for a quick HJ I don't see myself getting attached to any of the girls. Losing my GF would be very bad, we've been together a long time and I do love her. Sometimes I need a little extra and I've convinced myself that a quick emotionless handy isn't cheating. Slippery slope I know and I'm sure my GF doesn't agree with my definition. Probably for the best I struck out bad enough for me to not want to try again.

t0073
12/16/2011 11:06 pm

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I've been married six times, over 45 years, and for 35 of those 45 years, I've found home wasn't taking care of business. If you think these gals are expensive, try marriage and divorce. Cynical, yes, but I came by it honestly.
Gent1
12/18/2011 03:03 am

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My 2 cents:
If you're going to get a girlfriend, make sure she can take care of business.

Otherwise, get an upper 5-figure-or-6-figure job and start the journey.
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