Kim

Kim South ATX location

Do you like to search for answers on your own? Great, then please read my ad.

This is an upscale, luxury massage service done in an intimate and private location.

I offer wine, aromas, sensuality, and fantasy.

Do’s:

• Please introduce yourself by name and tell me a little about yourself such as what you do for a living. Do you have a cool hobby or interesting fun fact? Great! I want to hear about it. We’re all human.

• Please have proper etiquette, good grammar, and good hygiene. Yes, there’s a shower here. No, it’s not ok to stink. Yes, I’ll let you know.

I know I look like a bimbo but I’m actually pretty intelligent so speak to me in complete sentences.

• Please be ready to send a deposit OR provide me with photo ID AND a matching social profile such as LinkedIn. If this sounds like too big of an ask for you, then please don’t ask me to be in a room with you all alone. I’m a 5’4” half Korean lady and you could be some sort of Goliath.

Don’ts:

* Call instead of text. I could be in the middle of a massage or wandering around in Whole Foods. Either way, I’d prefer to message you back during an appropriate time for me.

• Use vulgar language, vulgar acronyms, or inquire about anything illegal. I only discuss the menu in person. I have zero toleration for crude inquiries via calls or messaging.
• Argue with me about my policies, or ask for verification photos, etc. Please keep in mind that you’re the one who has reached out to me. I don’t need to send additional photos. That’s like going to a job interview and demanding the company prove why they’re worthy of you.
• Low ball or compare my prices to other providers. This is a luxury service, not dialysis. You don’t have to book with me. This is an upscale service only meant for high caliber men. It’s a treat, not a necessity.

Congratulations if you’ve made it this far. It’s 350 for the incall massage.

Yes, the service is probably much more than what you’re used to paying but also no one scary will pop out of my closet and wack you over the head, so it’s your call. Paying for luxury is a privilege.