Spa Patrol wrote: After all the recent negative attention on our Warren AMPS by LE, the health department and so-called community activists, there are still guys on EMP, USASG etc, that continue to use poor judgement by posting excessively detailed "fantasy reviews" online.
The best spas and massage experts already have more than enough reviews online. Adding more reviews is not helping these businesses.
Giving the Warren police and health department further incentive to target these businesses for more inspections and closures is foolish.
There was one spa in town that opened again recently, so now is not the time to get careless.
Remember what happened last summer and this year so far.
What I'm remembering is the lyrics to "Smart Patrol/Mr DNA" by Devo whenever I see your posts
Spa "Ninja" Patrol. I just change the word smart to
spa and we have your theme song. I'm just your Mr DNA...it's all starting to make sense.
"
he's been with the world
and i'm tired of the soup du jour
he's been with the world
i wanna end this prophylactic tour
afraid nobody around here
understands my potato
guess i'm only a spudboy
looking for a real tomato
he's the spa patrol
nowhere to go
suburban robot that monitor reality
common stock
he work around the clock
he shoves the poles in the holes
wait a minute
something's wrong
he's the man from the past
he's here to do us a favor
a little human sacrifice
it's just supply and demand
mr. kamikazi mr. dna
he's an altruistic pervert
mr. dna mr. kamikazi
he's here to spread some genes
wait a minute
something's wrong
he's a man with a plan
his finger is pointed at devo
now we must sacrifice ourselves
that many others may live
ok we've got a lot to give
this monkey wants a word with you"
