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Decent MPs with extras?

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by RightOn

RightOn

03/28/2013 06:07 am

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Hey, I am new to this site and looking for some good MPs around the twin cities. I found from the reviews that Asian healing pleasure is now hot in both service and LE stand point. It would be appreciated if you guys can suggest some other MPs.
I'm not affiliated to LE of any kind, just an eager customer who wants to be satisfied.

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StrokerAce1

03/28/2013 06:41 am

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Yes, give him some info. I am in my patrol car ready to take notes.

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GotNoBlueMilk

03/28/2013 09:37 am

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Go to any MP in downtown Minneapolis and satisfy yourself. Tip yourself too if you feel you did a good job with the DIY.

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

03/28/2013 11:06 am

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Do your homework like the rest of us did. Thats the best way......Then stroker doesnt come after you!

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relaxn

03/29/2013 02:20 am

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GotNoBlueMilk wrote:

Go to any MP in downtown Minneapolis and satisfy yourself. Tip yourself too if you feel you did a good job with the DIY.

Can you hear the conversation..."You, I mean me, so big!...You, I mean me, tip me good, I take real good care of you, I mean me!...I don't swallow you, I mean my, cum!"?

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MsDymamite

03/29/2013 06:51 pm

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Oh yes and be sure to write yourself a nice review with an 8 or higher.

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StrokerAce1

04/01/2013 03:15 pm

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Or you could write yourself up with a typical Minnesota review:

I refused to give myself a hj so I quickly got dressed and left without tipping, but I made a big fuss about not tipping. I told myself, "no service, no tip.". I will not return unless there is new management.

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MsDymamite

04/01/2013 08:51 pm

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She started late & ended early.
I had to wait in a room by myself until she finished up with another client .
had to Diy myself because even though she was completely naked showing me all her lady parts
that's not legal so, I totally believe that!
There were other guys waiting for the shower along with me . I'll definitely be back! score of 8/9 what!?

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

04/01/2013 11:59 pm

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Lady parts....

. That has happend to me once...minus the shower, and the lady parts. Seems to be the trend...if you are meeting the mt for the first time, its diy (i dont seem to have that pro

will report back on friday though..

. If its diy on first visit....i know its ok on the next with the same provider. As to anyone that can go all the time with diy results....your clinically insane...or just stupid! And writing a good review to the lady who is mentally giving herself a labotomy while rubbing around your gentlemans region as u frantically box your clown with a semi soft erection in hopes that she will say ...wow..alot of juice as you spunk out a thimble full of table babies. Well sirs and miss V.... that kind of idiocracy must be stopped. So i completely agree with this running joke of reviews. I had another giver today! hahahaha......so good i slept my day off away!

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GotNoBlueMilk

04/02/2013 09:45 am

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Yeah, lots of providers do tons of things that are not legal but claim no HJ because it is illegal.

I have to say V, I don't totally mind this much: "I had to wait in a room by myself until she finished up with another client ."

Once when I did a walk-in I waited a half hour. Lady was up front and told me it was a half hour, so no biggie. I got naked, put a towel over my legs and feet to keep the toes warm, and took a nap. Provider woke me with a gentle kiss and a blow in the ear when she came in. All was good.

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Bravonumber572

04/09/2013 09:59 pm

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what happens here should stay here or you should not come back here! Did some reading last week.

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StrokerAce1

04/09/2013 11:59 pm

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Bravonumber572 wrote:

what happens here should stay here or you should not come back here! Did some reading last week.

Okie dokie....where did that come from? Relevance please....

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MsDymamite

04/10/2013 03:35 pm

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Sorry I wouldn't ever leave my client waiting for more than 5 minutes nor would I let him sit awkwardly with other gents. It's just trashy to not be 100% cleaned up & refreshed between people.
I call it overbooking & I don't put up with it at a salon ( in fact I leave & go book elsewhere.
That type of service does not warrant an 8-9.
Awful lot of other things you can get besides an STD besides that to start an appointment late & end early is bullshit. You pay for the time you should get it. Not less.

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Subicman

04/22/2013 02:55 pm

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A woman after my own heart. Well said Violet. Let me know when you next visit Vegas. At the minimum dinner and conversation are on me. An appointment would be heaven.

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MsDymamite

04/23/2013 05:51 pm

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Yeah except I can't leave til after memorial day.

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Klem 1

04/23/2013 07:31 pm

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Yeah... those damn ankle monitors are a pain in the ass!

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Bravonumber572

04/29/2013 09:29 pm

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Sorry Stroker inside joke that only I seem to understand btw there is a street in Texas that should be visited by others that enjoy the hobby that is all

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StrokerAce1

04/30/2013 10:34 am

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I think I know that street ;o)

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

04/30/2013 12:45 pm

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I havent even been there...but i hear its like the land of OZ! Are there midgets?

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MsDymamite

04/30/2013 02:53 pm

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Grabster2724 wrote:

Yeah... those damn ankle monitors are a pain in the ass!

um kinda not funny because I've had to wait hand & foot on a friend in that situation. It's so annoying, he can't go outside the living room.
Anyway did the OP find what he wants or what?

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