Most of us could care less as long as she takes care of the one muscle that matters most.

anyone can r&t
some places are gadw awful over priced if they are and provide both its worth it

some gentlemen are on a budget and want both for their $$$ i dont think thats a bad thing.

if i where a man id think only want to c certified and fun then again i dont have a 3rd leg that do allot of talking

Talking with other guys here and reading reviews will point you in the right direction.

one way to tell if a gals a keeper is if her place is clean not full of clutter and you don't smell a rancid combo of baby oil and ass in the room when you walk in and there's plenty of extra linens for you to utilize regardless if the pics are fake or not.
another way is her demeanor .
Unless she's shy she should try and engage you somehow either with a nice smile or stepping close to you.
looking at their hands too. Dragon lady nails aren't good for skilled techniques. I keep mine well groomed so I don't scratch or poke you somewhere sensitive by accident.
Speaking of you know those girls that say they're lesbian and wont let you do anything?
has anyone ever seen a true lesbian with long nails?
sorry if I was I wouldn't let my gf put stabby stabby near my lady parts .

I can care less about education sometimes because I've had horrible massage from people who went to better school than I.
seems like most just woke up and decided "hey! Ill do massage today." Around here. Whether its a guise to cover up their escort services or they just want a quick Buck to cover their ass for the month.

msggrl, thank you for your post. I'm a guy and I absolutely want an excellent massage along with the HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras. I avoid a certain asian parlor with beautiful girls, few/no HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras, and absolute crap massage.

Mine sometimes makes gurgling sounds and occasionally spits up.

like most the guys, i usually am just more concerned if it at least feels like she knows what she's doing. If she's using good pressure all over my body and hitting the spots, certification is the furthest thing from my mind as derp and others said we're basically concerned about whether our 3rd leg will get attention in the end.

not to take away from going to massage parlor to actually get a good massage..

we are usually concerned with both

Most of the time I just want some teasing and for her to eventually grab the Jimmy Dean and enjoy a chub. You know, a certified freak.

If she wears latex gloves, she ain't certified.
If her face looks like it will melt when it sees a penis, she ain't certified.
If she gets a bigger erection than me she sure as hell ain't certified.

Just saying.

Most men here want a nice massage and a nice ending to go with it. If you asked them, I bet they would rather have an average to poor massage with a great ending compared to a great massage with an average to poor ending (i.e. "self service")

Licenses and certifications aren't worth the paper they are printed on if the provider isn't giving good service. Thats the bottom line.