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Reasons you do not return?

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by msggrl

msggrl

09/09/2010 07:00 am

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If the girl has personality ,cute,fun, sensual,tease, a good massage.

whats your reason you dont see her again?

A- she didnt rub your winky the first meeting.
B- to expensive
C- just seeing what u can get away with {try something new}
D- other

we would like to know in return we might be able to fix things we might not be aware of.

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JDPhantom

09/09/2010 07:17 am

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Price point would be a big thing for me. Comfort level, too, for her and for me. Personality can be great, but hopefully it wouldn't overwhelm the session. Massage style could be a deal-breaker for me. If I'm looking for a relaxing, Swedish-blend massage and all I get is deep tissue with a lot of bony elbows, I'm probably not going back. Meeting winky the first time isn't that big a deal for me -- a huge amount of tease (which could include costuming, some degree of flesh, and coming really, really close) and no delivery would be a deal breaker though.

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msggrl

09/09/2010 07:27 am

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ive been told most places do a poor deep tissue? hm

I used to be a huge flirt ive now become more reserved a bit of light touch w massage.. in hopes i dont make clients upset. i do always offer the ever popular self service

its their a newbie unscreened client

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Derpdydoo

09/09/2010 10:05 am

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I would agree with Wanderer on the tease factor. I think the massage that pissed me off the most was the one where the girl was nibbling and whispering in my ear, essentially stroking me off and then said "We're done, maybe more next time". This isn't sensual or a playful tease, this is just BS. Don't start to rev a guys engine and then walk away. Guaranteed never to return visit.

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msggrl

09/09/2010 01:53 pm

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ah ah im sorry penny she can be a real *
EM' has a few non attitude girls key word few.
The owner is stuck up herself .its to be expected.
When bell,adriana and jessica etc quit their went allot of the fun
its nice to become friends with clients and have them tell you a few pointers.

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Derpdydoo

09/09/2010 02:26 pm

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I'll let you mention names, cause I won't.

You asked why a guy wouldn't be willing to fork out an extra 100 for youth and beauty. You should break down a parlor experience (At least here in EroticMP terms.) in 3 places.

1.) Looks
2.) Massage
3.) HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">Extras (Primary reason someone would investigate here?)

Looks-
We can all go to a strip joint and hopefully the girls are young and hot and we have a decent choice. If we don't hit it off, we can always wave them away and in comes another to change her place. A strip joint is also going to be preferable to the Lingerie or Topless massage, cause we're not laying on our stomach for more then half the session without being able to view what we're paying for.

Massage-
I've had quite a few great massages with and without HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras for 50-80 an hour. Once again, why pay $200 for a topless massage when if I want a view I can go to a strip club or a good massage and pay $80?

HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">Extras-
Pretty much the reason most of us are here, right? We've established that for $200 you can walk in, get treated like a king, TS, Sauna, Massage (Usually crap I'll admit) and a boom-boom good time no questions asked. Why pay for some disinterested act from someone who makes us feel as if she's doing us a favor?

Since any 1 or 2 of the items are readily available for under $200 why would I open my wallet beyond that? It's when all 3 are there in one package, I would GLADLY pay more and probably return.

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JDPhantom

09/10/2010 07:51 pm

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I can't speak for the other guys, but, personally, I really don't enjoy self-service. If I'm going to do that, I might as well hit the old shoe-box library, pop in a DVD, and go from there. Why pay all that extra money and then leave frustrated?

This happened to me at one place. The therapist (a major cutie who was dressed fairly provacatively for the session) gave a pretty decent massage, then she added in a lot of light touch, some tickling around the taint, as well as some gentle blowing down there (no physical contact -- just literal blowing of air). Well, next comes the flip and "We don't do that, but you can." Figuring it was just part of the dance (and with most of the blood south of the equator), I forked out for another half hour, hoping there would be more. Well, there wasn't. Not only that, there was a lot less massage -- quantity and quality -- and she looked so uncomfortable with the self-service portion, it made me feel real uncomfortable.

Will I go back? No.

These tease-and-no-please places have put me off so much that I'm seriously thinking about sticking with the strictly legit places. At least with them (and if I know the place) I know what I'm getting into and that I'll be getting my money's worth.

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Derpdydoo

09/10/2010 09:04 pm

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Amen to all of that Wanderer. With the exception of one time (even then I was getting up when the lady smacked some oil in my hand.) I would leave if told self serve was the only available menu option.

I steer clear of the tease joints as well. I would prefer no service and a good massage to either a half-hearted or no-hearted HJ. My favorite girl the last year is one that I know has reviews of HJ, but always gets reported as "mechanical". She's a beautiful girl, gives a great massage and we have a pretty good relationship. I haven't even taken that step of asking for more, because I know it would change what we already have. Either she would see me as just one of the many pervs she sees (which would be a BINGO!), or think of it as something more, I'd prefer to leave it as it is.

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JDPhantom

09/10/2010 11:21 pm

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I hear you, Derpydoo. My two favorite therapists gave the best massages. I wouldn't be on their table and in their hands five minutes, and I'd be happily dozing away. When they were finished, I'd wake up, feeling really refreshed and invigorated, like I had a great week's sleep. I never asked about HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras and they never offered, and I'm glad for that, otherwise that "Will something happen?" would've been hanging in the air with every session and I couldn't have enjoyed them.

Both have moved on, sadly. One, I heard, to New Mexico, the other I don't know, and I miss them both -- a lot. Nuts, know I'm wondering what the sessions would've been like if they worked in tandem.

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Frogg1

09/16/2010 12:02 pm

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No happiness in the end; no need to return.

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msggrl

09/17/2010 01:10 pm

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Derpdydoo wrote:

Amen to all of that Wanderer. With the exception of one time (even then I was getting up when the lady smacked some oil in my hand.) I would leave if told self serve was the only available menu option.

I steer clear of the tease joints as well. I would prefer no service and a good massage to either a half-hearted or no-hearted HJ. My favorite girl the last year is one that I know has reviews of HJ, but always gets reported as "mechanical". She's a beautiful girl, gives a great massage and we have a pretty good relationship. I haven't even taken that step of asking for more, because I know it would change what we already have. Either she would see me as just one of the many pervs she sees (which would be a BINGO!), or think of it as something more, I'd prefer to leave it as it is.

I agree if its not broke dont fix it....

ive had this happen a few times one day a client asked me for more.

i was not upset i figured he deserved it for being such a good regular but somewhat made me wonder....

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Derpdydoo

09/21/2010 01:02 am

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Some people won't push it if they see signs saying "No touching, Massage only, etc" Someone mentioned here that they didn't ask for service at Method after seeing a similar sign. The same sign Paula would point at, and then me and say "You a naughty boy, you just broke the law!" and laugh.

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msggrl

09/21/2010 04:50 am

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i think signs are mostly the try add throw off leo. I know of a few places that have signs

Island massage has the same sign but can you tell my why my client got a table shower their. the girls washed his private with her bare hand. after the massage he said you dont do happy endings here and she pointed at the sign??? he told me wtf did she wash me with her bare hands then rubbing my balls getting me all excited..........
::sigh:: poor him. i said well you with me now so no more dissapointment

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JDPhantom

09/21/2010 08:29 pm

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Legally speaking, washing the genitals might be a touchy point (no pun intended). It probably would go towards intent -- was the intent to wash the man or to excite him? In a court of law (or worse yet, public opinion) it could mean splitting some very fine hairs.

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Derpdydoo

09/22/2010 12:42 am

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Less hairs to split if she offered a Brazilian to go with it!

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JDPhantom

09/22/2010 04:20 am

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Have to admit, I don't what a Brazilian is.

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Derpdydoo

09/22/2010 10:34 am

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A waxing of the nether regions.

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msggrl

09/22/2010 08:15 pm

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Yet another story.

As im sure your getting to know i tell stories told to me by my clients

which is not breaking law as long as i do not tell their name or give more of a description of the client etc..

ne who....

a client asked me should i get waxed or shave do women prefer it?
my opinion if its not broke dont fix it!

He was referred a place by a "friend" to go get waxed...
The woman said oh is this your first time. if it will make you more comfortable i can give you a bj to relax you.
i could not believe what i was hearing!!!

i asked him agian where is this place do the advertise online etc.. he said as far as i know she does not advertise she has been their years but he will not return to her..

if u war interested in giving a try gentlemen pm me next time i see my client ill ask a again where its located

PS it was reasonable i believe around 80 for BJ ...

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JDPhantom

09/22/2010 09:10 pm

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Okay, the first thing that comes to mind now about a Brazilian is...

Ow.

It'd definitely be a pass.

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Derpdydoo

09/22/2010 09:26 pm

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I know EXACTLY who you're talking about msggirl.

She just gives it a test drive to make sure it's hair free!

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