hey woman, you know how you secretly fantasize about turning the RamSlam tables on a straight man...I know you have cum while fingering your pussy 'n tweakin' ya clit thinking in your secret place 'bout Owning that StrapOn ya wanna buy. you know possess one and it has become that surrogate cock you have fantasized owning/touching/stroking. you lift your short skirt, exposing your very own swollen rod, you look down & stroke it. you grease it up w/coconut oil and twistsqueesestroke your mythic member. then I walk in dressed in my kilt. remember now ladies...when wearing a kilt, "the breezin' is the reason". so, ya grab my wide shoulders, give me a wet kiss 'n qUickly turn me 'round, bend me over the desk you've been sexily slaving over and you lift my skirt. you teasingly, slowly insert your lubed feeldo up 'n into my trembling ass. in 'n out, innnn 'nnn ouuut. then ya go fuck-wild like macho men tend ta do and ya rammslideoutrammslideoutrammslide, reaching 'round ta grab my throbbing cock pulling harshly down on him each time ya RamSlam me. slide upta my swoLLen head, RaMMdoWn, rinse, repeat as required. then as your clit continues ta rub 'n grind 'gainst the harness as you've Rammed it Deep into me then pulling, then Rammin' , your pussy gets wetter than she ever has. you realize that you are wildly sQuirting your cum tonite Woman! you push deeper still and scream out ya cum crazy mind, mind, mind, where da fuck is my mind, nothing but sQuirt cum,,,Woman. then ya take a nap...
... Are ya iNNN ?(gonna go slip-slide my 12inch double-headed dildo up my ass out in the backyard while I stroke-off this hard cock I got writing this woman. and did I mention I LOVE public sex? I'll sit on ya feeldo inna bar any time ya tell me to gal...