Appointment 10 am, for two ladies = both average 40ish. Short massage that lead to them fondling my privates, lots of conversation between them in their language. Two handed HJ, one licked my nipples, the other played with my balls. Cover went on, CBJ took turns. Only one took off her cloths (too bad she was the 2nd best looking = full bush, saggy C's, road map tummy), she got on top & sat on my Joy Stick, did bouncy bouncy, then ground her pussy, didn't feel good cause her pelvic bone was hurting me! 2nd lady licked my nipples, NO KISSING from either. Ugo got off of me, then 2nd began a combo HJ/CBJ Jackhammer trying to make me cum (still had 20 minutes on the clock). Declined ugo from sitting on my face! Finally came via HJ! total house & tip = 200. Not returning! Not worth it!

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JustJames

03-02-2025 12:21:39 AM

gatoeater, I'm new to this site. But, I have read so many of your reviews. One, because you and I seem to hit up the same spots. SGV and IE. Probably even OC. I now look for your reviews. You, sir, are a humanitarian. And you entertain the hell out of me. Bravo, sir.

gatoeater

04-19-2025 12:37:07 PM

Thanks James, very much appreciate your comment! A little about me: I'm financially set + retired + not married (& don't wanna be!). I have a number of F Buddies (mostly married w/hubbies that don't know I'm inside their wives frequently!). However, I do enjoy Asian Tacos frequently, once or twice a week. I travel alot, so I do try to dip into the ole snatch to releave the tension in my loins! several pointers: Don't believe the photos in the parlor ads, cause what you see is definately NOT what your gonna get! I do have regular pit stops at private Apartment spots around the Inland Empire & San Gabriel Valley. I tend to stay away from The OC cause most places are run & serviced by Vietnamese (I was in the army & visited that country for 13 months - their pun-tang service was 3.5 to 5.0, but the $5 price was good). The OC Viet ladies want 200-300! Way too much. On occassion I enjoy some strange service, as in Rhea Starr (ahe 40 +), a kinky BBW that enjoys being pissed on & inside! She does a fantastic GG NURU BBBJ/BBFS/CIM/CIP hour service for 160/200 hour. None of my visits with her have been under 1 1/2 hours! In the Lake Forest area I see Mariam (age 60) who is a very horney lady, enjoys all her holes filled BB! She'll do as many guys as you can bring! Her FF tits are a delight! She's Persian 5'4" 160 lbs, great soft ass! Goes mouth-2-P-2-A without hessitation all for 150. Mo-Valley has BBW Athena, works out of Motels, 5'2" 180 lbs, very cute face & super nice personality w/GG's. 200 donation, age 26. You just have to look them up on your own, cause A/S does not allow giving precise info. I just LOVE Adult Search! God Bless them!

Dropped in as door opened for business, met by Asian women of about 40ish, kinda cute, 5'.0", 100-110lbs, wearing short heels, wearing pants & blouse! She took me to first room, got undressed, stroked myself into half staff, in she comes, asked how long, told her half hour, maybe an hour if service is good. During service my hands roamed, found her breasts were hanging free, small A's, hard nipples. Reached into her pants, found no panties, full growth of hair, began fingering her who-ha outside. She bent over said 200 for FS...I told her I just wanted to rent it, not buy it! She didn't think I was funny. Told her 120 for half hour, 140 for the full hour. Agreed on half hour, off her cloths, thin, no ass! CBJ/CFS = not tight! Again NOT TIGHT! After 10 minutes of In-N-Out, she had me get off, did CBJ/HJ mostly HJ. I juiced her hand, she immediately stopped, left the room, came back with paper towels for self clean-up! No water, dressed alone, came to door, told me time to leave...NOT COMING BACK!

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gatoeater

01-26-2025 05:55:21 PM

I had visited the Stripe Joint down the street, there was a Asian (Cambodian) dancer, she was an 8,5 Hot, 25-30 year old, got me in the mood for some Asian Taco! Dropped in at parlor, met by a Asian Thai of about 30ish, 6.5 cute, thin, small breast boobies. Negotiated an hour combo: HJ/BBBJ/CFS for 140. She comes in takes off her cloths, shaved pussy, smelled of perfume & cigarettes. No touch her who-ha, HJ was good, BJ was so-so, she was tight! BJ & FS were covered! Talented mouth, almost made me cum a couple times. Only two positions allowed: Missionary & KP. Pounded her boney ass hard, then stopped before I came. asked her if she wanted me to go down on her, she said no, not in mood (her loss, cause I'm the King of Oral). Finally I came with her combo HJ/BJ. She apparently did cum (her loss).

So I met Cindy yesterday 7/13/23. She is thin, well built and easy on the eyes. She wore black pants, a black untucked shirt, and a mask the entire time making her accented English harder to understand. In her defense I’m a bit hard of hearing. She is late 30’s early 40’s. Cindy took the $50 one hour house fee and placed me in a room. The room was narrow, yet clean and private enough. The walls went all the way up but the door had louvers on the lower part. I hung up my clothes and laid down covering with the sheet provided. Cindy returned and proceeded with a great, and I mean great massage. She didn’t ask how much pressure to start but did ask if the pressure was okay as she went. On the back side she covered every spot from head to toe. So throughly I was thinking we’d run out of time before the fun could start. There was no outward or deliberate teasing. . . yet. She used a lotion not an oil. Before the flip Cindy went for a hot towel and wiped me down. On the flip Cindy held the sheet up as I turned and had to notice she was starting to get a rise out of me. She continued the massage being a bit playful but not teasing the goods yet. She got close a few times and kept the sheet loosely covering the nether region. But still no direct contact or offering. I found out she is Chinese and lives in LA. Claims it was her first day on the job here. At this point she was at the head of the table rubbing my chest and then sliding her hands down to below my waist pushing the sheet down with her but keeping the big guy under wraps but getting his undivided attention. She was playful with her fingers across my chest and we lightly caressed each others hands. I was allowed a bit of light over the clothes touching. Next thing I know she pats me and said the hour was finished. I looked at the clock and she wasn’t kidding. I showed my disappointment and Cindy laid across my chest as I asked how much for more time? She asked what I wanted and I moved the sheet freeing up the big guy and said I wanted to finish. She put my hand on my package so I gave him a few strokes then put her hand on him and said it was better if she did it. It was game on at that point. Cindy got some lotion and started her HJ then switched sides grabbing the oil and she really went after it. My hand was all over her butt and boobs (36B) before I went up into the shirt. I got out one boob and was toying with her nipple when Cindy’s efforts paid off. She kept going and we made a decent mess. She used the first towel to wipe me down then told me to wait while she went to grab another hot towel. After a good cleaning she went to get me some water. I got up and dressed as she returned with a cup of water. I tipped her $80 as we went over time and her massage and HJ finish were very good. I don’t know if there are any other services offered. I’ll have to check back and ask. Cindy is there on Thursday and Sunday.

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Kittyeater

03-04-2024 10:53:30 AM

Gotta add my two-cents here! When visiting a Parlor wanting a HJ/BJ/FS, DON'T cover your goodies with a towel or sheet! Cops usually do the cover-up! That's why they are called Under-Cover Cops! By exposing your Goodies, she will assume your an average horny Joe!

MAKE SURE TO CALL FIRST. So I guess it depends if they find you handsome or cute. It started with one girl and then they switched out with another about 5 minutes in which I was ok with. Cost $40 for 30 min then after the massage she asked me if she wanted her to do a hj which was nice of her to ask. It was an extra $40 which is not bad. She had tattoos on her tits and only offered a hj. No FS so yea. Great Price nonetheless. Touching is allowed

Her name is Lulu
Her massage was amazing, If you're lucky, you will. Depends how you look. ?

Providers Name: Don't remember
No hand job or blowjob, no touching, no talking, no nothing— it's a straight, legitimate massage place. Masseuse laughed when I asked her to jack me off, said I'd have to be her boyfriend lol. Don't waste your money and time if you're looking for more than a massage. I jerked off when she left the room and nutted all over the carpet lol.

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WastedSllutt

04-15-2025 02:06:46 AM

Bro tf

Providers Name: Don't give a fuck
110% legit massage- no hand jobs , no happy endings, just straight bullshit body massage. DON'T COME HERE EXPECTING TO HAVE AN ASIAN WITH GIANT TITS GREASE THE BEEF PISTON-- IT WILL NOT HAPPEN!!

Place is strictly legit, no HJ, not even touching the masseuse. It's next to Wellness Massage Center, another legit massage place, don't expect getting the beef pipe lubed at either one, not happening. Go further up Foothill Blvd. to the other MP's like Sakura or Brazilian Mystique, those are a sure thing to get your flute blown.

Providers Name: Don't remember
The ad on Craigslist looked promising...very disappointing