Razgulyay Beer Bar

The way they named this bar was they took a Thai perosn and stuffed his mouth with marbles and then made him speak and what ever came out of his mouth, that's what they named this bar.
Its a Russian owned bar and I've never been in one so I sat down and wanted to order a drink. German bars have drinks like Schnapps, Japanese bars have drinks like Kamakazi's. I'm thinking I'm gonna try the Chernobal Reactor Spritzer. No girls in here.