The experience I had here was... Interesting, and not in a good way. I was hoping to find a good place in the area to get FS, and decided to stop by this location to give it a shot. Pulled up in front, plenty of parking. Walk inside and the first thing I notice is that there are no rooms, it's all just one big shared space with curtains acting as dividers. This short, stocky, and I hate to be rude but downright ugly woman greets me. She's bubbly and enthusiastic, and immediately starts flirting. She takes me to one of the tables in the back, and keeps asking me if I'm cold, no matter how many times I say the temperature is fine. She leaves me to get undressed and I lay on the table. Already feeling pretty weird about the whole thing, then she comes back and sets up a space heater directly next to my head, before beginning the "massage". Really what she does is spend a very long time rubbing an excessive amount of oil on my buttocks. Seriously, I felt like she was preparing to deep fry my rear end. Then comes the flip, and as if things couldn't get any weirder, she starts trying to get me to self service junior for her? Up until that point she seemed incredibly thirsty but when it came time to get down to it she just wanted to sit back and watch me stroke myself. Adding to this, let me remind you that she looks like a troll, and sounds like a pug struggling to breathe the entire time. At this point I was just too uncomfortable and I just left. On top of that, she wanted a tip.

TLDR: Unpleasant Masseuse gives the most lackluster massage ever, just wants to watch me service myself, and still expects a tip.

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gatoeater

02-28-2025 10:35:41 AM

WOW! MemeLord, thanks for taking one for the team! If she would have touched me, I'd have cut off my penis, knowing that her stench would be on me forever! Curtains! No-No-No!