Five stars because her English was really good. A lot of times I find the language barrier to be more trouble than it’s worth.

So the price for a half hour was $50, $55 if you pay with a card. My back was aching, so I mostly went for the massage. The massage was pretty good. Back, arms, legs and butt. Not the best, not the worst. Interesting part, I was undressed, and while massaging my legs and butt, she was sure to always have a towel over my butt crack.

Eventually she told me to turn over to where I was completely exposed, no towel. She massaged my shoulders a little, then she gently caressed my Dastardly and asked if I wanted it. I asked her how much and she said $100. I said no thank you, just the massage please. She then went down to $60. I continued to object until she said $50 and I gave in, however, she insisted, I pay on the spot and she started going through my clothes, looking for my wallet. I didn’t like her rummaging through my stuff, so I had to get up, while still completely naked, get my wallet out of my pants and give her a card. She leaves and comes back with a receipt which I have to sign on the spot. I then put my card and wallet away and by now my boner is completely gone. But once all that is done, I lay back down and get a HE. After that, she massages me ears which was weird, then grabbed my dastardly again and compliments me on how strong it is and insists that next time I pay true full $100.

Upon exiting l, she gave me a miniature bottle of water and a candy. Overall not the worst experience, just having to make a payment in the middle of it all made things awkward, so I’m not going back.