Diamond Cabaret

1 Diamond Cabaret Rip off alert!! This is a shitty little club hiding in the shadow of a freeway overpass, and they will gouge you upon entry for as much as they can get. They pay a higher bounty to cabbies than most other clubs, which is why cabbies will tell you this is the "best club in town." It's not; they just pay cabbies more money for bringing drunken idiots here.
Billed as "fully nude," this means they can't serve alcohol, so you are forced to buy shitty juice and sodas while watching half-dead-looking women dance half-assedly onstage. And they don't even get naked onstage!!! Each girl does two songs, and they don't even take their TOPS off til the 2nd song.
If you want to go to a nude club, the Palomino is WAAAAY better. Skip this loser joint altogether. The only thing in its favor is that it's not as far off-Strip as Palomino...but who cares? It's worth the drive!

1 Diamond Cabaret This place is HORRIBLE! AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS! I'm not kidding, it's a total 100% rip-off. Cover is like $30 and once you get in and sit down, they charge you another $20 for unlimited drinks. Mandatory. Total fucking bullshit. I actually did want a 2nd drink but the waitress was nowhere to be found so I pretty much paid $20 for a small cup of flat Coke. If you want a lap dance, it'll be $200 for half an hour. That DOESN'T include touching of any kind. If you want to touch or want more, you'll have to discuss that with the dancer. So it'll be $200 plus whatever else you want from the dancer. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! This place is nothing more than a rip-off.

DO NOT COME HERE! IGNORE WHAT THE LIMO DRIVER SAYS! GO TO SPEARMINT RHINO INSTEAD! YOU WILL REGRET COMING HERE, LIKE I DID.